"I bet you listen to this music and jerk off with your neck out like a turtle"
- Silver_sys

"♥♥♥♥ you Ill throw your turtle into a campfire" - Capn

"y im heer?" - Luiz

"I have a 10 pound bag of chromozones"- Fableboy

"Ill ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ end you" - Ava Taylor (Ben)

"Dumb ♥♥♥♥♥" - Kate Upton (Raymond)

"Fee fi fo fum who the ♥♥♥♥ is coming up my mountain" - Grayson Levac (Mark)

"Raymond u wan bun!" - Raymonds little sister

"Do you eat the booty like groceries Court?" - Bobby

"Praveen! My boi! You gotta wear your shulakalaka for tommarows wedding!" -Supermax8077 (Hunter)

"I eat the booty like an african having his first meal" - Seatoast (Milos)

"Praveen when a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ chicken acts up, you gotta punch it in the face"
-Silver_sys

"You guys need to grow up and stop making mom jokes" - Ben's dad

"I'll straight up ♥♥♥♥♥♥ slap you Praveen!" - Silver_sys

"CHUTIA! CHUUUTIAAA!!!" - HollarAtYourBoy

"Heroin is amazing guys! No wonder my mom does it!" - Bobby

"Sook my ♥♥♥" - Random Russian Kid on Russian cs:go comp servers

"I was extremely gay before the fappening"- Raymond

"Giant metal bird is dropping big boom booms!" -Supermax8077 (Hunter)

"Praveen u deaf piece of ♥♥♥♥" - Luiz

" Arsel! Balle! Dumfan! Fitta!" - Backos

"Uhhh I pissed on my motherboard" - Joffery Barathon (Zack)

"ECK!" - PixelatedDerp (Ben)

"COUUURT!!!" - PixelatedDerp (Ben)

"Now we're literally lying on the cold hard ground...." - DeathByToast (Peter)

"CAAAAMP!" - DeathByToast (Peter)

"How about I sit on your ♥♥♥♥" - Kate Upton (Raymond)

"Better Cheeki yourself before you Breeki yourself" - Luiz

"I didn't ♥♥♥♥ on the floor" - Ben talking to his dad

"I know he's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lobster thats why he's singing under the sea!" - Ben talking about me in
prophunt

"This five seven is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NICE!" - Ben

"I'd take a bullet for gumby but only if it was in the leg or something I dun wanna die yet" - Pixelated Derp (BEN)

"Sniffing salt in Biology" - Praveen (Me)

"I don't want fingers like the size of my ♥♥♥♥" - Kate Upton (Raymond)

You ddos me you're gonna be ddosing a business, kid thats cyber bullying - Kate Upton (Raymond)

"Milos do you smell what the rock is cooking? Do you smell it? How do I cook this again?" -Praveen (Me)

"What does a black father and Osama bin laden have in common? They create a castastrophy and then go missing for 11 years" - Mr3picdylan

"Im gonna actually try now" - Raymond and Devnoodles

"I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE HOW THESE PEOPLE ARE PLAYING! IT MAKES ME STROKE MY ♥♥♥♥"
- Devnoodles

"Monkeys, Chimpanzes and Gorillas are the same Praveen!" - Ben

"I'm not funny guy" - Willasaurus

"Am I China?" - Raymond
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Some guy in comp server: I guess in Bosnia theres no Headsets

Rhombus: I hev cow
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