Recent reviews by Latrine!

ATEN-SHUNN!

Are you tired of AWPs and insta-kills?
Are you tired of noobs spraying and killing your entire team?
ARE YOU TIRED OF WEAPONS FOR TINY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WHO DON'T KNOW HOW REAL MEN FIGHT?!

THEN COME TO CHIVALRY

We have giant-ass swords (not giant ass-swords, that'd be gross)
We have Huge ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shields!
We have swipes, parries, overheads and lunges!
We have blocking, BECAUSE THAT'S STRATEGIC ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

And we have taunts that would make Joseph Stalin call for the US military!

ARE YOU PUMPED! I'M EFFING PUMPED!
25 DOLLARS ♥♥♥♥♥! THAT'S LIKE WHAT? 2 000 000 ZIM BUCKS? IT'S NOTHING

GET THE HELL OUTTA THIS GAME!