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27 of 50 (54%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 1:28pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 2:07pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 26 May, 2015 @ 7:40am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 26 May, 2015 @ 6:49am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 27 May, 2015 @ 9:36am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 1 May, 2015 @ 4:03am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 26 May, 2015 @ 9:48am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 27 May, 2015 @ 7:32am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 27 May, 2015 @ 7:11am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 26 May, 2015 @ 8:13am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 27 May, 2015 @ 7:25am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 9 May, 2015 @ 12:11am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 May, 2015 @ 6:36am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 26 May, 2015 @ 9:48am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 26 May, 2015 @ 10:02am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 3:07pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 27 May, 2015 @ 10:00am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 27 May, 2015 @ 7:48am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 27 May, 2015 @ 8:13am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 27 May, 2015 @ 7:32am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 27 May, 2015 @ 7:58am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 27 May, 2015 @ 7:58am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 3:06pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 2:04pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 27 May, 2015 @ 8:34am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 26 May, 2015 @ 7:43am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 26 May, 2015 @ 9:15am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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