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Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 9:19am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 5:22am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:38am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 5:43am

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 6:07am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:31am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 8:08am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 7:34am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 7:58am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 7:29am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 7:29am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 5:55am

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 6:38am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 8:21am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 5:20am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 4:15am



Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
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