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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 9:37am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 5:04pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 9:56am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:47am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 12:51pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:37am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 11:47am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 11:40am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:33pm