Recent reviews by Oni

Just play Runescape.

I'd sooner watch paint dry then continue to even humour allowing this game to sit in my library.
Game play feels super jank.
movement has some weird built in tokyo drift mechanic behind it.
Even with low ping, You have an input delay of about six months.
All in good.
Great time if you want a bad time.

Its certaintly a game, Would I play it? - Feed me enough booze and sure.
Is it Fun? - Can be if your idea of fun is cramming your toe into a door jam.
Would I recommend it - Depends, You got much goin on with your real life?

Overall, It's a video game.
4/10.
It be higher if the defs gave a ♥♥♥♥, and the game played remotely close to how its shown. But hey, Apples and oranges right?

Btw. You're going to spend money. Even if you don't want to, You will. The booba changes us all.

As someone who has played a lot of MMORPG's with varied time between the two, I can happily say Final Fantasy 14 is great for both entry and veteran players alike, With beautiful visuals a long and interesting journey to partake, It wouldn't surprise me in the least to see this game as the staple for mmorpg's in the future. A solid 8.5/10 from me.

10/10
The cancer of this game makes it fun.

Its good, play it, nuff said.