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I’ve peed in many bottles and quite a few cups. If you press your pee hole too hard against a bottle trying to pee in a soda bottle mouth without expertly aiming it will form a vacuum seal and then exploded pee out everywhere, it’s dangerous. Gatorade bottles are the best because you can drape the end of your wiener over the rim and pee straight in one handed. However, the MOST IMPORTANT tip is that when you pee whilst sitting back in a car seat, your hips and butt are really far back and down so you’ll naturally pick your butt up a bit as you pee (bracing yourself on your left foot and hand on the steering wheel). You can get 90% out this way but when you sit back into your our seat fully and your pelvis tucks back again, you will pee the rest in your pants. Try to keep the bottle on your wiener during this to catch spurts, napkins are often not enough for this extra spurtage.

Guys who think they’re born to be porn stars usually have one thing in common: They have enormous schlongs.

And sure, having a big penis doesn’t hurt. (We mean your chances of getting in the porn biz, not the poor woman who has to endure that Moby ♥♥♥♥. That totally hurts.)

Porn director Adam Glasser—who goes by the professional name Seymore Butts—says that the industry penile average is 8 inches. “A few are shorter,” he says, “but many are longer.”

I think you have what it takes, do you??

Willing to part with that Chieftain's? It's my dream solly unusual, so if you can get back to a price would be much appreciated. Thanks!

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