The real reason you can't invade Australia is because it doesn't exist. Australia is not real. It’s a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It’s a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires. Australia does not exist. All things you call “proof” are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They’re all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world. If you think you’ve ever been to Australia, you’re terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby – or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians.

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Wow wow wow. I remember when you were just a baby boy. You were so cute... I loved you. And now here we are, standing together on top of the world. I know it has been a very long time since we made out, but will you make out with me? I think you are very cute and I miss kissing you as a baby. It won't feel the same but we could try. Hehe, sorry if this is weird. I just really like you and think you should come over for coffee sometime. I have a really nice barn we could chill in. I hope to see you here sometime :)

F YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE GUY THAT KILLED YOU!

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Hello, My name is Dave I drive a gasoline tanker truck by day, and play a know it all YouTuber by night. I will bring you along as I do whatever it is I'm doing that day. I work for what I think is a really good company here in southwest Virginia, although every place has its problems I really enjoy working here! I am 37 years old, and I plan on living longer than my dad, and his dad did as they died at 57 and 56 years old. Come along with me as I train the best way I know how, and offer tips, tricks, and motivation to be a better, healthier person. Just for the record I am 168lbs, and 6' 0" tall. I would like to gain no more than 10lbs in lean muscle, as to much weight will be counter productive for cycling. Well please sub if you have not yet, and please, please, please, leave me some comments

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