zwontpienie to czenść zwontpieniowości wienkszej

If you look at it coldly, kissing a girl is actually sticking your tongue into the end of a 20' tube, the other end of which contains nitrogenous waste.

Victimizing others via traits and behaviors that once victimized us is a
common human tendency. It is a tendency that is evoked in the famous
quote by Lyndon Johnson who, when asked why he didn’t fire J. Edgar
Hoover, replied:“I’d rather have him inside the tent pissing out, than out-
side the tent pissing in.”

“C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.”

“If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.” — Robert Sewell

Of course, just because something is rare does not mean it is valuable. Planet-swallowing blackholes are rare in our solar system -- it doesn't mean you want one to suddenly appear!

Niestety autor nie ma do końca pewności czy basy brzmią potężniej a pakiety danych są miękkie jak deszczówka.

"A great hallucination once said logic is the chastity belt of the mind."

' The business's motto is: "Righting wrongs through penetration." '

21:09 - …cσlσrlєѕѕ: ale ♥♥♥♥♥♥ zajebiscie wchodzi noo

21:25 - Mofixil©: btw
21:25 - Mofixil©: wczoraj
21:25 - Mofixil©: zaczalem po prostu plakac na fizyce
21:25 - Mofixil©: bom zarzucil temat
21:25 - Mofixil©: nawet wzglednego przekraczania predkosci swiatla
21:25 - Mofixil©: i sie powolali na tego jelopa
21:26 - Mofixil©: co skakal z orbity
21:26 - Mofixil©: iz
21:26 - Mofixil©: ON PRZEKROCZYL PREDKOSC SWIATLA
21:26 - Mofixil©: zaczalem plakac...

23:30 - Moe moe Piggie :'( <3 Y: moich dyskusji nikt nigdy nie cytuje
23:30 - Moe moe Piggie :'( <3 Y: są zbyt suche
23:30 - Moe moe Piggie :'( <3 Y: :/
23:30 - Moe moe Piggie :'( <3 Y: albo zbyt życiowe
23:30 - Moe moe Piggie :'( <3 Y: kurwa
23:30 - Moe moe Piggie :'( <3 Y: jebać życie
23:30 - Moe moe Piggie :'( <3 Y: D:<

20:35 - Mofixil©: specjalnie bloga zaloze
20:35 - Mofixil©: i napisze
20:35 - Mofixil©: albo nie
20:35 - KisielZBobra: ze jestes ♥♥♥♥
20:35 - KisielZBobra: D:
20:35 - Mofixil©: skresl to
20:35 - Mofixil©: ...lol
20:35 - Mofixil©: w sumie
20:35 - Mofixil©: jestem
20:35 - Mofixil©: lubie 100% penisow z jakimi mialem kontakt
20:36 - Mofixil©: Ty tez
20:36 - Mofixil©: D:

14:12 - HappyDerp: hihihihi
14:12 - HappyDerp: myślę, że to taki śmiszny ból
14:12 - HappyDerp: który sprawia przyjemność
14:12 - HappyDerp: o dziwo
14:12 - HappyDerp: wait, what
14:12 - HappyDerp: zignoruj D:

15:32 - HappyDerp: OGLĄDAM HARUHI
SPIERDALAJ
CICHO
NIE TERAZ
NIE MA MNIE
WYJECHAŁEM GDZIEŚ
NIE WIEM, NA JOWISZA

01:03 - Mofixil©: teraz pora na cos hardcorowego
01:03 - Mofixil©: boku no pico
01:03 - Mofixil©: :D
01:03 - Vosalif: ta ta
01:03 - Mofixil©: wiem
01:03 - Vosalif: skoro tak lubisz
01:03 - Vosalif: to oglądaj
01:03 - Mofixil©: UWIELBIAM

Despite her dutiful description of his aged appearance (holy crap, people get old-looking!), it’s clear she still tingles for his totem.

“Chuck Norris pairs alone.”

“Chuck Norris doesn’t do iterative development. It’s right the first time, every time.”

“Chuck Norris doesn’t do documentation. He stares down the code until it tells him everything he wants to know.”