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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 8:21am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 8:51am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 7:39am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 8:23am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 2:29am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 2:33am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 2:32am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 8:29am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 9:28am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 4:40am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 9:32am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 10:17am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 10:02am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 11:57am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 12:20pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 12:38pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 1:05pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 1:29pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 4:35am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2020 @ 4:11am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 8:14am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2020 @ 4:01am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 8:09am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 4:45am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 5:55am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 6:15am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 6:30am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 6:57am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 7:01am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 8:32am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 9:04am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 9:03am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 4:37am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 10:30am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 3:41am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 12:15pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 3:45am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 4:26am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 7:43am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 8:18am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2020 @ 4:52am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2020 @ 11:10am