What?

reply to the comment below: this sounds like a pretty valid reson to hang off the ceiling fan. 10/10 would do the same

2/10 baby sitter, baby is hanging off the ceiling fan. his excuse was "it was pretty funny"

this guy sits next to me in class and he smells really bad :(

signed by makis hands

Hey hey hey! Welcome to the "Best Steam Profile awards of 2024!"

*Audience screams*

Ahaha... quiet down please... thank you.
Now, may I have all attention and eyes from the audience please?
This reward will be given to the person with the best steam profile of the year.
This reward is check-listed through; how nice a steam profile page is presented, art and the overall theme of it and how well kept it is.

Now I present you.... *Drum roll* The Best Steam Profile 2024 GOES TO...... *drum roll*

ASYLUM!!

COME UP ON STAGE ASYLUM AND RECEIVE YOUR AWARD!!!
*Crowd applaud*
*Screams of excitement*
*Whistling*
Well well well! Asylum! How do you feel? Tell us!

*Passes the microphone to Asylum*

*coughs*

"Im truly glad im able to receive this award! Im excited and honoured to have been nominated for this award! THANK YOU ALL!"

*Crowd goes wild and claps*

Well! That concludes for the Best Steam profile of 2024!!!! Thank you all for attending!

*Crowds applauds and screams one last time*