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16.4 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
Я на лошади. Ты на белом коне, и я на белом коне. А потом на бал. А потом салют… в нашу честь. Салют в нашу честь. Сначала на парад, а потом в дом офицеров пойдём. Бал будет. Пиво. Салют. В мою честь салют. Я полковник и ты — на белом коне. Ты меня слышишь? Посмотри, какая у меня форма! Посмотри, какие у неё звезды! Я её ещё никому не показывал. Только тебе покажу. Посмотри! Это моя парадная. Специально сшил! Посмотри, не бойся! Погоны? Я их поменяю! Вот они, погоны. Вот! Настоящие! Видишь? Полковник. Я полковник. Я их на парад надену. Это моя форма. Самая чистая. Что ты кашляешь? Вот пойдём в дом офицеров, пива выпьем — и кашлять не будешь. Я с кортиком, на белом коне, командую парадом! Я полковник! Я командую парадом! Я в звёздах! На белом коне! Я полковник! Я командую парадом!
Posted 4 May.
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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs on record
В мусорку как и саму игру.
Posted 6 May, 2019.
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3.6 hrs on record
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Posted 2 January, 2019.
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3.3 hrs on record
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Posted 2 January, 2019.
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2.1 hrs on record
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Posted 2 January, 2019.
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4.4 hrs on record
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Posted 2 January, 2019.
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3.6 hrs on record
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Posted 2 January, 2019.
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3.6 hrs on record
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Posted 2 January, 2019.
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3.4 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
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Posted 2 January, 2019.
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3.5 hrs on record
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Posted 2 January, 2019.
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