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Recent reviews by AstralToons

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145.1 hrs on record (115.4 hrs at review time)
You're gonna spend 70$ on this game just to cry and spend another 70$ dollars on tissues to clean up the snot running down your nose. In other words, it's goated.
Posted 2 March.
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1,641.5 hrs on record (1,310.4 hrs at review time)
Having played this game since it's release many years ago, I can say with utmost certainty that this game... Is Jesus incarnate. Yup that's right, this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god, and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ agnostic. That's the power that this game holds. Play it.
Posted 21 May, 2020.
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274.3 hrs on record (160.1 hrs at review time)
This game seriously gave me the strongest urge to rip off my foreskin and burn it at the stake. 10/10
Posted 14 March, 2020.
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100.8 hrs on record (23.5 hrs at review time)
10/10 Needs more Arbiter.
Posted 19 December, 2019.
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543.4 hrs on record (485.4 hrs at review time)
I absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this game.
Posted 12 December, 2019.
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4.5 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
K den
Posted 31 July, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
13.4 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's prety awesome... It doesn't need to be some fps crazed hardcore storyline punch to it... The fact that you can play a simple challanging game is all that most people want.. Not everyone, but most
Posted 19 July, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This game sucks so bad I'd rather drag my nuts through broken glass and rusty nails
Posted 26 December, 2014.
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0.5 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
There is something i'm very concerned about this game... After a countless ammount of time for downloading said game . . . i found myself devastated at the fact that it failed to load due to Steam Cloud issues... i have yet to play it and even after looking through the forums of steam and redownloading the game once more i still haven't found the issue to fix..
Posted 21 June, 2014.
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