Hey, I’m sorry to have to write this but Jimmy and I can’t offer you a spot on our slaughtering grounds team. Your tryout was good, but there’s a few major things that stood out to us. First: your pathing wasn’t very optimized. What I mean by this is that the routs you took to get loot and evade zombies was sloppy. You can optimize your routes much better. Second: your sim and headshot percentage was not up to our team’s standards. For competitive slaughtering grounds you need a really high headshot percentage. Your ammo usage was also very wasteful. Third: your map knowledge was somewhat lacking. If you want to play on our team, you need to know where most ammo and health packs spawn.

Look, you’re a good player but right now we just can’t take you on board. Maybe give it a year or two, and with some more practice we might be able to get you on. I don’t want this to sound like you’re a bad player. That’s not true. You just have some work to do before we can offer you a spot. I’m open to explaining our choice further if you want, and even helping you out with the game. I hope our decision doesn’t hurt you; but motivates you to improve!

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