Ash_RedFighter's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 28 Apr, 2021 @ 8:00am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2021 @ 11:23am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2021 @ 4:48pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 7:03pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 11:43am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 5:54pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 9:10am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 8:46am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:11pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 5:44pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 5:47pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 11:24am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 8:16am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 1:19pm

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 1:36pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 28 Apr, 2021 @ 7:55am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 1:30pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 1:23pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 10:42am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2021 @ 11:27am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 8:14am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 12:55pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2021 @ 2:43pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 1:24pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2021 @ 11:26am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 1:38pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 6:27pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:25pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2021 @ 11:53am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 9:13am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

15 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

5 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

7 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

2 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30