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This is a review for CK3.

What the ♥♥♥♥ is this game. Me and a friend started playing as Italy and West Francia respectively. In the first 10 seconds all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ from my kingdom decide to rise up against me because a guy from ♥♥♥♥ knows where told them that he is a rightful king. So know I have to go and fight with my army of 3000 men against his army that he whipped out of his ass that somehow has 5000 men. Now where he got these brave warriors baffles me but apparently that's how medieval warfare worked, I lose the war of course and become a duke next. No problem I say to my naive self I'll just conquer this little province of Genoa with my 1500 strong army. Yea good luck with that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the game responds. This province which has two allies that are smaller than it somehow has 1200 men. Shouldn't be an issue but somehow through the power of Christ himself these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ defeat my army lay siege to one of my provinces which I have plenty of and win the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ war. I couldn't barter an agreement because winning this one battle and capturing this one town on the ♥♥♥♥ end of nowhere somehow gave them the 100% wargoal to demand anything and of course I lose another half of my kingdom. Woopty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ doo! And my friend wasn't doing much better in West Francia. Luckily I found this great way to improve the game. This mechanic is really well hidden and I don't know why because my experience improved ten fold. It's called the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EXIT TO DESKTOP BUTTON!