Benny [20th AIB]
Vejle, Denmark
 
 
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Randy ❀ Calliope 20 Μαϊ 2020, 20:51 
There is only one way to console a widow. But remember the risk.
-- Robert Heinlein

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With the end of the football season, a star player for the college team
celebrated the relaxation of team curfew by attending a late-night campus
party. Soon after arriving, he became captivated by a beautiful coed and
eased into a conversation with her by asking if she met many dates at
parties.
"Oh, I have a three point eight, so I'm much more attracted to the
strong academic types than to the dumb party animals," she said. "What's
your G.P.A.?"
Grinning ear to ear, the jock boasted, "I get about twenty-five in
the city and forty on the highway."

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Bart: Oh, cheer up, Mom. You can't buy publicity like that. Thousands
and thousands of people saw your pretzels injuring Whitey Ford.

Homer: You can call them Whitey-whackers!

-- Homer Simpson
The Twisted World of Marge Simpson

🙂
Verze 29 Δεκ 2016, 5:57 
Why did you add me
Bjorn3n - ︻デ 一 27 Αυγ 2016, 12:54 
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Benny [20th AIB] 14 Μαϊ 2012, 9:23 
lol :D
otsc 14 Μαϊ 2012, 4:37 
♥♥♥♥ vidste ikke du var fra danmark ? :D