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🌸 * 🔋 * 💛 * 📘 * 👔 * 🎁 * 💃 * 🐊 * 📀 * 🌋 * 🌏 * 💚 * 🐝 * 🌂 * 🐳 * 👽
ㅤ* A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins, I thought, "That's a turtle disaster".
ㅤ* The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.
ㅤ* Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
👳 * 🐟 * 🎈 * 🎍 * 🚙 * 👃 * 🐠 * 💎 * 🚕 * 🚗 * 💙 * 📗 * 🍇 * 🐛 * 🏓 * 😺
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe