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YOU'RE FIRED

Fire another player
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:00pm

Getting productive

Complete all your tasks
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:43pm

Pack your things

Get fired
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 9:44pm

Number two

Get promoted to the assistant
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:41pm

Janitor

Become the janitor
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Popular

Receive a phone call
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:43pm

Keep on slacking

Win a game as a slacker
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Risky virus

Infect manager's computer
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 8:45pm

Who poisoned me?

Take 5 shit in the same game
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 8:26pm

Repairman

Update the firmware of 100 cameras
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:39pm

No witnesses

Update a camera whilst the CCTV is in use
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 9:27pm

Burp!

Drink 100 beers
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:29pm

Who did this?

Enable servers after disabling them
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 6:14pm

Minesweeper grand master

Win 100 Minesweeper games
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:56pm

Snake grand master

Get a score over 60 at Snake
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 8:25pm

Trust issues

Fire your own assistant
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 11:16am

The traitor

Win as a Slacker Assistant
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Sticky Bandits

Place 15 sticky notes in one game
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:06pm

On a Roll!

As a manager fire 4 slackers in a row
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:11pm

Crossed

Drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and drink coffee all within a minute
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 8:10pm

World's best janitor

As a janitor, get promoted to assistant
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Don't mind me

Refill the toilet paper whilst a player is taking a dump
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:49pm

IT guy

Turn ON another players antivirus that had been turned OFF
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 8:42pm

Risky note

Place a sticky Note on the back of the manager
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 8:27pm

Smokers Cough

Smoke 100 cigarettes
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:02pm

Dance Dance Dale & Dawson

Dance for 3 min straight in one game
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 9:17pm

Employee of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Specialist
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 8:41pm

Sowing the seeds of doubt

Email the manager from another players PC
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Slacker of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Slacker
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 8:12pm

This will go to HR

Get fired as Manager
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 12:02pm

I'm the boss NOW

Drink coffee out of your Boss mug without being the Boss
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 8:10pm

UGH dammmit JIM

Jelly another players stapler on the Stanton map
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 9:13pm

Picasso from the office

Hang a drawing on the display board
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 8:13pm

Firefighter

Extinguish 50 Fires
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 5:41pm

Changed my mind

Be demoted from assistant
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:04pm

Pam is that you?

Sit in the secretary's seat on the Stanton map
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 9:13pm

The crazy colleague

Wave in the kitchen, alone, with speaker on
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:03pm

Virtual cats addict

Watch MeowTube for 10mins straight
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 12:13pm