Forget that guy below its not 12 pound shlongs its 12 kilo shlongs, also can confirm from personal experience

I regret the statement I made below. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I'm ashamed of myself. I’m disappointed in myself. And I promise to be better. I will be better.

this guy loves shoving 12 pound shlongs down his throat, can confirm from personal experience

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I can verify that this man drank 12 Monster Energy Monster Ultra Paradise Green 500ml x 24 drinks in the span of 10 minutes, he then went off and fought in Vietnam using his unmatched physical abilities and obtained 212 confirmed kills (excluding 12 for friendly-fire) on suspecting Vietnam citizens and townsfolk. For his valiant efforts, he posthumously was awarded the Medal of Honour along with several sponsored merchandise catered by Monster Energy Drinks Pty ltd, and Gatorade Blue Bolt Sports Drink, 6 x 1L.

I can third that this man ate six whole children in the space of 10 minutes, causing his pancras to implode and create a block hole in his arteries, he is now bed bound and that is why he is able to game for so long.