Met him on a dota game he doxed me and showed up to my house for sex

Tried seducing me and luring me into a trap. I of course fell for this trap to which I was met with 3 fingers up my bum and 1 in the ♥♥♥♥ eye. 10/10 very sound geezer

After a good game, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We talked for several months, we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and, most importantly, real friendship.
I invited him to my house for a cs lan party. He said he would come, so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he came to my house, he pushed me against the wall and began to bite my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ crashing into my leg. I hit him and then knocked. It turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.