Recent reviews by ApfelDr

This is the kind of game where you do nothing and still have fun

New Engine stuff is peak, New UI is peak, New Map is peak, New weapons are peak

30$ euro for a glorified tech demo is crazy!

To showcase how awesome this game is I've compiled all the unique ways I've come to use sausages on my adventure!
-You can use a sausage as a deadly weapon and knock people out using it.
-You can dip the sausage into fire to create a flaming sausage which can be used to set enemies on fire.
-You can throw the burning sausage at enemies dealing damage at a range aswell as setting them on fire.
-You can imbue a sausage with spells making it an enchanted sausage.
-You can dual wield 2 sausages by equiping one in each hand dealing 2 times the sausage damage.
-You can dip one of your dual wielded sausages in oil and the other into fire in order to make the enemy flammable aswell as setting them on fire for bonus damage.

These are just a few way I managed to use a sausage in my playthrough the sausage deals 0-3 damage aswell as capable of doing special attacks if the user has proficiency with short weapons.

Its ok

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It is so buggy I thought it was an actually buggy car

Very emotional game I cried... alot :C

THIS GAME MADE ME CRY SO HARD IF YOURE SCROLLING THROUGH NEGATIVE REVIEWS JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BUY THIS MASTERPIECE YOU WON'T REGRET IT BEST EXPERIENCE IN YEARS

YOU CAN DANCE WITH THE ENEMY TEAM 10/10