What instead of half life 3 it was half life :3 Instead of half life 3 it would be half life :3 where everyone is a furry femboy including but not limited to gordon, barney, the vorts, and eli vance. Dr. Breen would be meowing all over city 17 and the combine would be nuzzling you to death if you were to commit a crime against city 17. In this game, you would play as Barney Calhoun where you unleash your nut all over city 17. During the climax of the games story, there will be a seven hour long sex scene between Barney, Gordon, and Dr. Breen as a parallel to the seven hour war. The final boss of this furtastic ending to the half life universe would be the G-Man dressed as a femboy furry himself. His attacks would range from nuzzling, to smooching, to cuddling. The end would feature everything to know about G-Man and his employers. The game would also have a femtastic expansions known as Portal: Borealis where you learn the borealis was just a furcon gone wrong. This would be an AMAZING conclusion to the half life franchise and would make any fan cream on site of it.