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2 people found this review helpful
59.2 hrs on record (55.8 hrs at review time)
DON'T BUY THIS GAME!
This is one of the best games I've ever played. It is quite possibly the best and most detailed Choose-Your-Own-Adventure novel ever written and if you buy it now the creators will receive *NO COMPENSATION* for their work. I am thankful i bought it when I did, while they were still involved, but due to contracting and political differences (ironically fitting for the content of the game) the 2 or 3 writers who pioneered this project were cut out and can't receive royalties anymore.
This is a game about the inherent flaws in dogmatic political ideologies, all ideologies including centrism and being a moderate, and it was essentially stolen by capitalists.
I love this game with all my heart. It is a beautiful story about loss, depression, and finding meaning in a chaotic and absurd reality. It is all narrated so you don't have to read the enormous amount of text on your own and it is HILARIOUS. Depressing at times but always that spark of humor lingers.
DON'T BUY THIS GAME. And *DEFINITELY* ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ *PIRATE THIS GAME*. Even though it is totally in line with the messaging of the game, would be a HUGE middle finger to the corporation that cut the writers out of their own creation, and is super easy to do with like an an hour of searching Reddit or something, *YOU SHOULD* not *PIRATE THIS OUTSTANDING GAME*. Thank you for reading this, I hope you do the right thing, and you should totally hit on that girl at the beginning she is super into you and there will be no repercussions. Peace.
https://youtu.be/k7Xu4GvpN9U RELEVANT CONTEXT IN VIDEO FORM
Posted 23 June, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,156.3 hrs on record (688.6 hrs at review time)
Just don't play this game.
It's not worth your time or money.
One day maybe it will be but until then and the heat death of the universe this will remain red.


They need to return to the old SL progression so it feels rewarding to help your team.

They need to apologize with something more tangible, like give all players 5000 (or even 25000) golden eagles instead of making us wait 2-3 weeks for them to work out how to damage control this ♥♥♥♥ storm.

Those whom chose to not pay for premium time deserve more reward. The game is suffering without it.

They removed steam from the bottom of their website. This action leads me to believe they are going to take the nuclear option and remove the game from steam because review bombing is an extremely effective form of protest.

If the snail actually does anything positive that makes the community happy they will almost certainly slowly re-implement those ♥♥♥♥♥♥ changes over time because they are too far gone down the capitalist greed rabbit hole.

PLEASE GAIJIN, JUST LISTEN TO THE PEOPLE THAT PLAY THE GAME AND MAKE EVERYTHING MORE ACCESSIBLE TO THE AVERAGE PERSON YOU WILL MAKE SO MUCH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MONEY IF ALL PREMIUM ♥♥♥♥ WAS SLASHED IN PRICE HEAVILY. LET US PLEBS ACTUALLY ENJOY YOUR PRODUCT!

The sad truth is they tried to gaslight their own community. I have no faith they will make any good decisions. They've shown their hand over and over.
Posted 21 May, 2023. Last edited 25 May, 2023.
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This review has been banned by a Steam moderator for violating the Steam Terms of Service. It cannot be modified by the reviewer.
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
46.3 hrs on record
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Posted 28 August, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
15.1 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
incredible game that desperately needs more people PLEASE BUY IT
Support this game!
Posted 2 December, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
16.3 hrs on record (14.7 hrs at review time)
really fun and good but needs more memes
Posted 25 November, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
132.2 hrs on record (94.1 hrs at review time)
Best $20 I've spent on steam.
Posted 16 February, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
377.9 hrs on record (47.3 hrs at review time)
Pretty good for a Chinese Government distraction while they quietly take over all global trade
Posted 14 December, 2019.
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