Hello, Rasmus's brain doctor, checking in with an update. We, at the Stockholm Brain Institute have urgent information to share about the coronavirus and Rasmus's brain. While this information has no direct correlation with the coronavirus, our studies have in fact confirmed that Rasmus is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded. So, in our expert opinion, we believe that Rasmus should be avoided at all costs just like the coronavirus and we strongly urge the World Brain Organization to acknowledge this threat as a secondary pandemic. While we were able to catch Rasmus very soon after his recent escape in January, due to his lack of mental capacity to plan a successful escape, we still need humanity as a species to acknowledge how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad he is at Dota 2 for the sake of future generations.

PS: We found him in the backyard of the institute running around in a circle and yelling "You can't catch me, I'm Euls'd". To which, Dr. Nikos of our institute commented "Euls'er", as he effortlessly apprehended him.

Hello, this is Rasmus's brain doctor, again. For the past 2.5 years, we have been holding Rasmus in quarantine because he is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shıt at Dota 2. Today, he has escaped from his cell and we have launched a world-wide manhunt to locate him. We expect to catch him very soon because he is too retartded to hide or run. However, until we do eventually catch him, please beware of his stupidity for the sake of your MMR points.

PS: Ban Tusk

-rep carried schmuck

Hello, I am Rasmus's brain doctor. 7 Years ago we ran some tests and determined that Rasmus is too retarded to play Dota 2. It has been brought to my knowledge today that despite our warnings he is playing Dota 2. This is a warning to everyone who knows him, beware of this pathological ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ playing Dota 2.

get a life , ♥♥♥♥♥!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ , why u play dota go delete this game , play in cs pls