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1 person found this review funny
150.8 hrs on record (105.5 hrs at review time)
I'm gonna keep this short. community 90% wants to get loot %10 wants to make friends, this becomes very apparent in vanilla servers where someone will kill you even if have just spawned in. There is no balance to the game so, Clans > solo/duos and the only servers that have a group limit are community servers. Gameplay consists of ; Farming to get loot, Pvping to get loot. And PvPing is the fastest way to do this, There is a lot of KOS.
90% of the "community" plays the game to kill/raid 9% play to make friends or for fun. 1% hack and make the game 𝑉𝑒𝑟𝑦 fun.
Developers keep adding and updating but still haven't fixed the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AI or make a single solo/duo/trio official server.
There is no story, music is walking deadesque (turn it off).

TL;DR
The gameplay good but rage inducing, art / music meh, community toxic, I wouldn't buy this unless you play with friends or in a roman orgy
Posted 29 October, 2018. Last edited 13 March, 2020.
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20.5 hrs on record (16.7 hrs at review time)
The Good.

The stealth gameplay is second to none up there with hitman 2.

The Augs add an RPG element which can drastically how you play the game from, super soldier
to whisper quiet asassin.

The story is interesting and well written, your actions have real consequences and you need to pay attention if you want to perfect run it.

The open world is fun and expansive while also feeling fleshed out and livied in.

Interesting characters that seem to have real motivations


The Bad

God awful boss fights that are out of place,(you HAVE to fight, no stealth or hacking)

Ending which takes all that momentum and putters into nothing.

TL;DR brilliant and perfect apart from the compulsory boss fights and ending.
Posted 7 October, 2018. Last edited 27 October, 2018.
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4.6 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
Don't let my hours decieve you as I have 100%ed this game on xbox and enjoyed it so much i bought it for pc.
On to the review and firstly this is very well made game. The visual story telling is on point and all the voice acting is professional and emotional. The actual 'story' is the fairly overused. "teenagers alone with supernatural powers" but the unique artstyle and approach to dialogue makes it  feel fresh. The gameplay includes a lot of walking around, talking and staring at the just beautiful art. Not often have I found a game that emotionally connects to me like this but a little 2d indie game just did.
I've ran out of things to say but if you want a well put together story that is interesting and charming bundled with an amazing artstyle i would pick this game up come sale or not.
Posted 13 September, 2018.
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4.3 hrs on record
Pseudo furry pseudo incesty weird hentai game, while this doesn't rock the game industry to its core It looks nice and has some weird porn parts if thats your cup of tea.
Posted 13 September, 2018. Last edited 16 July, 2021.
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3.8 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
to keep this short this review will be in bullet points and to the point.
Combat is pretty clunky and has no flow to it, boss battles are frustrating and counterintuitive with the patterns, lots of trail & error, I dont have trouble playing a challenging game just not one made hard for the sake of "oh look im like castlevania" when it has nothing apart from the art that makes a good side scrolling game.
enemies placement is bad with little thought.
The movement isn't too bad but leaves a lot to be desired with the clumsy rolls and general unresponsiveness of your character.
The artstyle is one of this games strong points being able to convey the story through the environment, I will not disclose story spoilers.
the music consists of the same ominous tracks which isn't bad per say but the lack of variation
weares the novelty off fast.

TL;DR (for lazy buggers) the art good, gameplay not so good, story passable and scores a meh/10.
Posted 2 September, 2018. Last edited 18 January, 2019.
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4.7 hrs on record
possibly one of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ "games" i have played, boring, ugly and it doesn't even have incest. While it isn't as painful as pulling out your toenails with pliars I can comfortably say its less interesting.
Posted 26 August, 2018. Last edited 17 July, 2021.
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2.5 hrs on record
Not particularly well written or enjoyable but at least the art and music is serviceable, what is clearly unacceptable is the lack of incest. At £1.69 it is simply outclassed by its contemporaries it this regard and I cant recommend it for that alone.
Posted 16 July, 2018. Last edited 17 July, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
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353.5 hrs on record (172.0 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Mediocre over-rated trash. I would recommend Robocraft if you are looking for a competitve and beautifully balanced game.
Posted 15 January, 2018. Last edited 26 November, 2018.
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288.5 hrs on record (227.9 hrs at review time)
As a veteran of this Monolith of a game i can comfortably say it is one of the greatest games I have ever had the utmost joy of playing. With beautiful graphics, expertly designed maps, master-crafted mechanics, unmatched game balance and an amazing community.
Games like; half life, quake, CS, Diablo, and Deus-x pale in comparison to the legacy of this digital masterpiece and its everlasting mark on gaming. The whole experience is sublime and is a must play for the serious pc gamer.
Posted 15 January, 2018. Last edited 30 August, 2020.
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4 people found this review helpful
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2.2 hrs on record
along with 'portal stories mel' this is one of the best standalone mods for portal 2. the mechanics are tight and satisfying and the game didn't have any unnecessary padding, without spoiling the game if you like portal and have a a few hours to spend I would highly recommend it. In some ways reminded me of portal 1 more than portal 2.
Posted 6 December, 2017.
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