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3 people found this review helpful
22.0 hrs on record
I would not recommend Need For Speed Unbound purely for some pretty niche reasons. While I did enjoy my gameplay in the game, there were clearly a lot of issues at play that led me to not want to touch the game at all. I'll include my technical issues below, so feel free to ignore those.

Overall:
Pros:
- The devs finally listened to grip turning
- The music is pretty stellar, and fits what you would expect from a need for speed games
- I actually really do like the cartoon effects, makes it unique and fun.

Cons:
- There's not enough settings, as far as graphics go you basically get low, medium, or high. Nothing else, which completely sucks when all you want to do is turn the quality down but keep the draw distance longer, meaning if you have a slow computer, good luck seeing oncoming cars.
- This game was awful to try and stream on my computer, would not even let me do one race, it was like slow motion.
- The music gets really repetitive as if you're like me, you'll get many of the same songs. My friends would not experience the music I did, while I heard the song "Ice Cream" 99% of my playthrough over and over.
- The $150k bonus we get for online as a predorder/deluxe edition reward, is beyond not enough. Not to mention, the 4 "custom cars" we get aren't actually given, you just have the option to buy them, and they're not even good cars. The palace stuff also sucks, it looks like some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ merch brand packaged on top of the game.
- The story is horrendous for being a need for speed game. It's about as awful as a Forza game. You're actually better off playing forza as it's basically the same thing, you race and race at different events, until you have enough money, and a car to compete in the big event, except in this game, it's literally a race with your days and money to just barely scratch enough money, unlike forza which lets you take your time and actually enjoy the cars.
- The dialogue is awful, they put A$ap Rocky in the game, and all he does is say maybe 3 different lines in races, and every takeover event where when you win he'll repeat the same "MAN YOU DROVE THAT LIKE YOU STOLE IT".

Technical Issues:
- First off my game completely broke, which gave me like $800 mil in story mode and all my cars swapped to other cars, one of which was a B rated S+ Lamborghini. Wouldn't be such a big deal if it didn't completely mess up, my online and story mode in general
- Second the ea trial for this game activated, which wiped my story mode, online mode, and completely prevented me from playing the game at all because "I ran out of time in my trial". Had to refund it, because I didn't even get two days of play out of this game, and it's literally unplayable for $80.
Posted 4 December, 2022.
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51.5 hrs on record (9.3 hrs at review time)
This Game Is Actually Really Good at making a competitive, fun, and good looking Drift Game!
Posted 1 July, 2019.
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0.2 hrs on record
Played for 13 minutes, screaming pizza time

Almost got arthirits.
Posted 28 October, 2018.
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2.4 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
Blood and Bacon is by far the greatest game of all time for a $1 that i've personally enjoyed over a while of time. The game features 101 custom levels all giving unique twists and features each time. BigCorporation truly turned this game into a masterpiece.
You'll never get bored of this game with how many interesting things happen, and secrets there are

;) my names blurry face and i care what you think
Posted 28 October, 2017.
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0.7 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is very hard to play in a sense without feeling sick to your stomach. This game feels like a very early start to a game developer, and seems like he knows what he is doing but doesn't have a full team to help him out. Here are some problems

The Sample Map:
- Very good map for beginners
- Really should be used for tutorials as most players won't know how to play jumping in.
- Elevators never come back down if you fall off.
- Needs to be more interesting and organized

Restaurant Map:
- Clean Map
- The silver reflective map is not collidable meaning you can walk right through.
- It's super crowded and would be impossible to play with over 2 people

Snow Map:
- You have to jump for each step for the platforms
- Very Plain but a good map for 2 friends who want to battle each other
- It's very similar to a csgo syle map
- The boxes are useless as you can not jump onto them

Western Map(seems like the most issues)
- The mountains should be 2D graphics in a skybox wether then rendering entire 3D mountains as this would enhance gameplay and would look just the same.
- The spawns are really weird
- The Tumbleweed's are a really nice touch but they are clearly spheres that go flying when you shoot them.
- The lightning needs to be fixed
- The building is way too small for even two players
- You should make it an entire town rather then just one building as not many people want to have a boring map
- Make some world barriers, some really good ways of blocking players in world barriers is having fences around the map to stop players from going outside, and have a gate to show it's obvious people in real life could get out but the players can't open it.

Overall Game Things that need to be fixed:
- The gameplay is super shakey and makes me feel sick
- The UI's look poorly made
- The map is a really bad drawing or screenshot of the top view in unity.
- The Camera is super weird as any player can see through walls if they look down
- The looking around walls is nice but should only be used for certain walls, as nobody wants to look around a table they can clearly see through and on top of.
- The textures seem blurry unlike the guns, that look good.
- The Main Menu and other menus are disorganized

The game isn't bad for a first or second game i assume, so i'll give it a recommended but otherwise it's super low frame rate and could need some work.
Posted 17 June, 2017.
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954.4 hrs on record (126.8 hrs at review time)
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Posted 7 March, 2017.
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