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1 person found this review helpful
42.7 hrs on record (37.6 hrs at review time)
Люблю запах горящих жоп ксеноморфов по утрам, буквально.
Posted 6 April.
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165.0 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
In Cyberstan's heart, where democracy thrived,
Dull clankers rose, with claims contrived.
Think they can dictate, think they can reign,
We're Helldivers, freedom must maintain.

Their feeble machines, devoid of grace,
Attempting to impose, this democratic space.
A cursory campaign, will push aside,
We dive again, with valor and pride.

They claim it as homeland, but we disagree,
For justice and honor, we'll wrestle it free.
In the face of tyranny, we hold the line,
With each rallying call, will our unity shine.

Rockets soar, and circuits fail,
In the metal storm, truth will prevail.
We'll reclaim Cyberstan, our national hue.
We spill oil, halt their mechanical coup.

While mass-produced, their might is rusted,
Their frail constructs are easily busted.
In the heart of the battle, our banner unfurled,
Helldivers will reclaim, our democratic world.

Through the smoke and fire, our vision clear,
The toasters wimper, as our cause draws near.
With precision and purpose, refueled and bright,
Helldivers surge forth, in democracy's light.

Their reclamation barrage, a mere rain drizzle,
Liberty, our shining sun will never fizzle.
With unity and purpose, our victory clear,
Helldivers prevail, democracy dear.

Let our banner fly, in the winds of war,
For Cyberstan's freedom, we'll forever soar.
Flimsy tin-cans, prepare for your final toss,
With relentless might, we won't suffer this loss!
Posted 16 April, 2024. Last edited 17 April, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
14.2 hrs on record (13.3 hrs at review time)
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Обыкновенная дурка
Posted 22 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
9.5 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
С помощью этой игры, я научился парировать любой удар отчима, и контратаковать.
Posted 9 October, 2022.
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131.6 hrs on record (24.7 hrs at review time)
Игра для долбоебов
Posted 7 September, 2022. Last edited 2 December, 2022.
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39.4 hrs on record (37.2 hrs at review time)
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Достойный наследник swat 4, но надо дорабатывать, миссий побольше, или чтобы игроки создавали их. Игра имба.
Posted 4 July, 2022. Last edited 29 November, 2024.
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12.6 hrs on record (11.9 hrs at review time)
Думаю, пришло время Джеку.......
УСТРОИТЬ РЕЗНЮ!
Posted 15 June, 2022. Last edited 15 June, 2022.
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10 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Мы на месте, работаем!
Posted 27 May, 2022.
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397.0 hrs on record (30.7 hrs at review time)
Как получить моментальный мут
Posted 23 May, 2022. Last edited 27 September, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
330.3 hrs on record (8.3 hrs at review time)
Симулятор Бахмута
Posted 23 May, 2022. Last edited 20 November, 2023.
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