Progresul realizărilor lui ⎛⎝Ancsur2002⎠⎞ pentru POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Obținută la 21 apr. 2015 la 13:18

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Obținută la 21 apr. 2015 la 12:49

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Obținută la 22 apr. 2015 la 11:03

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Obținută la 21 apr. 2015 la 14:02

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Obținută la 21 apr. 2015 la 13:11

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Obținută la 21 apr. 2015 la 14:41

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Obținută la 22 apr. 2015 la 11:36

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Obținută la 25 apr. 2015 la 3:19

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Obținută la 25 apr. 2015 la 4:43

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Obținută la 22 apr. 2015 la 11:35

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Obținută la 22 apr. 2015 la 10:34

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Obținută la 25 apr. 2015 la 2:40

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Obținută la 25 apr. 2015 la 3:29

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Obținută la 25 apr. 2015 la 3:36

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Obținută la 25 apr. 2015 la 3:50

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Obținută la 22 apr. 2015 la 10:44

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Obținută la 21 apr. 2015 la 13:19

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Obținută la 22 apr. 2015 la 10:02

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Obținută la 22 apr. 2015 la 9:17

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Obținută la 23 apr. 2015 la 15:31

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Obținută la 22 apr. 2015 la 11:23

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Obținută la 25 apr. 2015 la 3:18

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Obținută la 25 apr. 2015 la 3:21

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Obținută la 25 apr. 2015 la 4:09

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Obținută la 21 apr. 2015 la 13:14

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Obținută la 23 apr. 2015 la 14:49

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Obținută la 22 apr. 2015 la 10:26

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Obținută la 22 apr. 2015 la 11:24

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Obținută la 25 apr. 2015 la 3:52

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Obținută la 22 apr. 2015 la 9:37

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Obținută la 22 apr. 2015 la 9:18

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Obținută la 25 apr. 2015 la 4:35

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Obținută la 25 apr. 2015 la 2:58

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

10 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

545 / 1,000

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30