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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
769.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Occasionally visually stunning. Mediocre idler at best. Added forced input with the addition of VOID.

In my opinion this is made to be a cash grab, instead of a product of passion or creativity. It just feels lacking.
Posted 23 December.
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2 people found this review helpful
345.8 hrs on record
I can see why the developer dropped it. A good "starter" project, but no meat or anything to catch it. "Evil Smash" gave too little benefit, made it more of a chore to continue to play. I look forward to the developer's improvements and see where they go.
Posted 7 December.
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1 person found this review helpful
114.2 hrs on record (103.7 hrs at review time)
BAAA BAA BAAH
Posted 28 November.
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1 person found this review helpful
358.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Frankly, it's not much. But it was something to occasionally check once or twice a day.
Posted 2 November.
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2 people found this review helpful
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0.2 hrs on record
Shader Compilation is so bad it caused hardware damage to my 14th gen Intel. If you have a 13th or 14th gen Intel make sure you update your BIOS with the patch for (0x129), or end up like me and be unable to access BIOS without resetting CMOS, as the game essentially overclocked my CPU, with OUT my consent, with it's terrible optimization.

I've spent 2 hours on debugging this nonsense already. I'd get a refund of this if I hadn't tried this via Steam Family.

The game could be fantastic and God-Tier, but 90% garbage dev decision and 10% trash Intel decision makes this an easy NEVER RECOMMEND.

Straight from Intel themselves for those who deleted their comments: https://community.intel.com/t5/Processors/Microcode-0x129-Update-for-Intel-Core-13th-and-14th-Gen-Desktop/m-p/1622129
Posted 2 November. Last edited 2 November.
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176.5 hrs on record
It's pretty good, I guess.
Posted 10 August.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
908.0 hrs on record
Numbers go brrrrrrrrrrrrr
Posted 27 July.
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1 person found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
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Posted 25 July.
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8 people found this review helpful
215.2 hrs on record (215.1 hrs at review time)
They made it so you have to spend ~$50 to get all the achievements with the recent July update. You used to be able to play the entire game for free, now they added "Crystal Eggs" which are only available via purchase.
Posted 10 July.
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39.1 hrs on record
Game is pretty good. Perfect for throwing on Spotify and turning your brain to low. Be ready to try all the weapons out across multiple runs.

I do have to say auto-reset unless you have teleport with reduced gun angle, but increased speed modifier, at least 95% of the time.

It's fun, but you will probably be frustrated. Have fun (:
Posted 7 February.
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