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Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2016 @ 5:14pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2016 @ 6:08pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2016 @ 8:05pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2017 @ 6:23pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2016 @ 8:11pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2019 @ 5:01pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2019 @ 6:51pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 6:55pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 10:21pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2019 @ 5:42pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2019 @ 5:43pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2016 @ 5:09pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2019 @ 4:17pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2016 @ 10:13pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2019 @ 5:43pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2019 @ 3:54pm

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2019 @ 3:17pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2019 @ 8:09pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2019 @ 5:43pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2019 @ 3:31pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 8:18pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2016 @ 4:46pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 8:33pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 7:41pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2016 @ 7:59pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2019 @ 4:04pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 4:11pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2016 @ 8:17pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 10:27pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 10:03pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2019 @ 5:25pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 8:15pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 8:43pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2016 @ 10:17pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2016 @ 2:42pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2016 @ 6:33pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 8:00pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2016 @ 8:42pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2016 @ 8:28pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2016 @ 11:16pm



Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.