"Is it bad I kinda want to ♥♥♥♥ the rabbit" -Marshal
"I love Japan." -Marshal
"You'd probably learn after 2 or 3 burnt out clutches." -CarlosCastaneda
"It's extremely knife." -J17
"A flat spin? Trim it out, bro" - FORTY5GRAVE
"I don't want to be exta ♥♥♥♥♥♥, I just want to be kinda ♥♥♥♥♥♥." -Caliber
"u own the sea, u own the game" -Sneaky Chicken, master Wargame strategist.
"I wanna play nato"- wdajohnn
"Don't be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'm going to keep eating people." -Eis
"A10 is actually safe to eat I guess." -J17
"Pumpkins up here in Canada are great, it's like putting them in the fridge." -FORTY5GRAVE
"Yiff saves lives." -Deranged
"What happened in Poland, A-10?" - Gamerk1d11
"A-10's mom is confirmed to be an AC-130."-Ryan
"Oh, you're inside me, Ryan." -FORTY5GRAVE
"What? I got my learner's permit when I was 5." -J17
"There's a lot of trains in Kansas, one of them must have hit her." -FORTY5GRAVE, in response to a picture of The Better Ryan's girlfriend
"What does douchebag mean? Is it special word for (the) A-10's TGP?" -Kratos, German DCS World player
"Well in certain states its only bestiality if its with an animal weighing over 40 lbs" -Iamthesalt
"I heard a little bird as the same time we blew up." -MuschroomMagic, German PR player, seconds after getting hit with a rocket.
"Learn French, so you can be romantic with Big File." -Dewie Cox
"There's no way it's 3:30, oh wait, that's not my clock, it's my altimeter." - Happy, American F-15C Pilot, DCS World
"I really hope this isn't fratricide." -Rally61
"Hey, he'll kick your ass." -FORTY5GRAVE, refeering to a twelve year old
"You guys are so ♥♥♥♥♥ majestic." -SeneX
"North Korea? Can't be that bad." -FORTY5GRAVE
"He ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shot one bullet, dude." -MastaFu420
"I won the game by swimming over a butthole." -Ryan
"I have to get killed to get the virgins? That wasn't in my contract."-British Project Reality player
"Yeah, we run the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ media mate. ♥♥♥♥ off." -Random Australian in Project Reality
"China should invest in a lot of things, like bridges not made of styrofoam" -Col.Muffdog, Project Reality Squad Leader
"I was making porn hub videos today, actually. I was sucking Bryan Silva's ♥♥♥♥." -Bluedrake42
"I'm not going to hit on her 'til her next birthday, when it's legal. Oh yeah." -Eis
"The fox is a victim. A victim of the furries, and a victim of us." -Deranged
"Doors are for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥." -Ryan
"This backpack has fine camoflauge. If I were to lie down in a pile of backpacks, you'd never find me." -Eis
"You know our team was conscripts right?" -PR player on Russian team
"No one wants these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ potatoes!" -Ryan, After Stealing all of Idaho's Potatoes
"I'm really fat, I cover everything." -Eis
"Arma 3 as a "Milsim" has been ruined."-Grace, Armaholic User, in response to a mod adding Spongebob's pineapple.
"A10 is a sexually frustrated airplane." -FORTY5GRAVE
"I hope I have AIDs." -Ryan
"Ryan, you're the kind of guy that would shank the Knights of Colombus after they gave you free food." -J17
"It's so warm in Winnipeg. It gets up to 32 degrees in the summer." -FORTY5GRAVE
"IM LIKE IN THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUPPORT CLUB FOR AUTISTS IN WHEELCHAIRS"-J17, CS:GO silver competitive, Christmas Day 2014
"I dont believe in luck. I only believe in Shekels." -J17
"If I couldn't get through immigration, I'd just go to Africa and find a nice hut." -SandyBullet2011
"He thought 556 and 223 were different calibres." -FORTY5GRAVE
"I have no lube on the end of it either, so it's going to go in dry." -GreenBannana
"Why did you do that?" -S.S. MacReady, After being knocked unconcious and robbed, DayZ S.A.
"Did I tickle your pickle, Ryan?" - Medplec
"Yeah, we're no-clipping in a competitive. It's great." -J17, CS:GO
"Oh, it's Medplec. It's the guy who showed me those...things." -Gamerk1d11
"I like to tickle pickles." -Medplec
"A-10's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ plane, don't believe him." -Medplec
"Spaced God and normal God have competitions to see who's the better god. I typically win, but right now he's beating me." -Eis
"Forty, you can't masturbate in space, it'll become a snowglobe." -J17
"I'm retarded, A-10." -J17
"That's how I imagine women." -Ryan
"You guys should have a threesome, it'd be great." -FORTY5GRAVE
"Heaven's gone pretty downhill." -J17
"James is a good guy, it's just that he's Dutch." -Disnoxxio
"What the ♥♥♥♥. I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥." -Eis
"So God look at Wichita and said, 'there's nothing here anyway, we don't need clouds'."-J17
"Satan loves me more." -Eis
"I've got a ♥♥♥♥, leave me alone." -Eis, in response to being flirted with when using a female character in game
"We're sandwiched between some Fierce Dragons." -Ryan
"My intestines still hurt." -Ryan
"Oh God, he has a penis." -J17, Browsing the Unity asset store
"Looks like I'm a sex offender now, some little kid was sucking my ♥♥♥♥ on a video game." -Eis
"HARDEST PART ABOUT USING THE AUTO IS TELLING UR PARENTS UR GAY" -Mr. Nipple
"It's like playing Where's Waldo, but everyone's Waldo." -davidknights333
"That sounds offensive." -Ryan
"Oh, you're dead? Are you sure Pickachu band-aids won't help?" -SoundOfTheBlade
"Are you good at the game or not?" -Ryan
"You're a cat, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥." -Eis
"It's just two foxes on top of each other, getting it on." -BASED COOK, in response to furries
"Sometimes it's OK to go in dry." -Slayer
"I gotta keep my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ somewhere" -Slayer
"Hell is totally worth it." -Slayer
"Hell is basically our home away from home. You want to get anything? Go to hell." -Ryan
"i drnk some alcohol stuff. just waiting to die" -Slayer
"Let me cheat in peace!" -Slayer
"I wouldn't call (my sister) fresh."-Ryan
"I'm at a McDonald's in Missouri and every employee is white."-Ryan
"Europe: Not even once!" -FORTY5GRAVE
"We survived satan twice; and now we're slugs." -Deranged
"OH UNITY 5 BUILT IN MULTIPLAYER ♥♥♥♥ ME HARDER DADDY" -Threase
"is everyone a furry now? knot what i thought was gonna be happening..." -Harkuno
"My box was to small to fit transistors, so I wrote trans-sistors. Because if i left it just trans, I wouldve felt dirty" -Threase
"It's hard to sound sober." -Threase
"Comcast doesn't need to know about this." -Slayer
"I asked my girlfriend 'is my ♥♥♥♥ small?'"-Marshal
"omfg I obliterated him" -LeonRebek
"it should be illegal to use emojis" -FORTY5GRAVE
"I love being a slut" MisterJacko
"I think I punched my controller into my nuts" -Marshal
"Finding roasties with roast beef" -Austin
"Seems like its literally pooping back and forth except super gay and not funny at all" -Tanuki
"Actually autistic people are neat" -FORTY
"You two are basically one person." Vaun
"KARBY NO I WAS MEMING YOU" -Knoxxy
"gay sex is amazing but you WILL have to learn to say no sometimes" -Avro
"It got all over the desk, it was disgusting." -Austin
"I like to put rocks up my butt." -Fenix
"I'm the biggest ♥♥♥ ever, so yeah." -Chenler
"It's an odd place, but I like it here" -Gunn
"KARBY DON'T BE A GAY SLUT THIEF" -Avro