Recent reviews by Anony1200

It's no blockbuster, but this charming little game can at least hold your attention for a while. It's kind of old, but it's got this little bit of good-air, from them trying something new here. It ain't a blockbuster, but it's pretty neat.

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It's very much akin to Super Mario Bros. except instead of jumping on mushrooms and shooting fire with flowers, you try to hit castle gates and defenses with a large rock.

So maybe not that much like Super Mario Bros.

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Team Fortress 2 is the worst racing game I've ever played in my entire life. The base concept is confusing; there are 9 racers that each have their own speeds and abilities, which makes sense I suppose, but they're so unbalanced. The Heavy car is good at combat, but outside of the demolition derby, has no real use, the Medic car, though quick, practically needs a "teammate-car" to function at all, while the scout car is fast AND excels at combat. Overall balance between the racers is poor.

In addition to that, the tracks are largely linear and dull and lack variety. Some of them don't even get played online at all, like Hectic Hydroplant or Lumberyard Speedway, and the AI in single-player is primitive at best. Plus, once you've made first place with all racers and unlocked their secret car-hats, there's not that much to do outside of online play.

Overall, I wouldn't recommend TF2 to anyone looking for a good racing game.

Hello, my name is Kaiser Anony1200. You may know me for being the patron saint of this game.

With a good base game and some really wonderful expansion packs, Victoria 2 is such a neat game, with a variety of things to do, ways to challenge yourself, as well as semi-consistent updates to help keep the game fresh. There's a huge variety of mods which do a huge variety of things, and the base game itself is pretty much as complicated as you make it out to be- Newer players can test the waters in the safer areas of the world, while more advanced players can play as a greater power competing for influence, micromanage the markets of its land, and play politics to ensure the right party gets (and stays) in power, all in their attempt to achieve the status of #1 in the world, to either oust the damned British or let old Queen Victoria keep her spot on the throne of nations.

Your quest to become the empire on which the sun never sets will not go without adversity- the AI presents a fair challenge to any player and often makes cunning moves to protect its own power and hegemony in the status quo, while weaker powers opportunistically enroach on greater nations through diplomacy or sword to attempt to make themselves a name and put themselves on the map. Finally, internal strife hampers many prospective nations of Europe, as German and Italian states squabble amongst themselves to try and become the best. The world needs a great leader, and that person could very well be you.

If I had to give any downsides, it'd be the fact that the Infamy system is still a little imbalanced (the 2 province Luang Prabang kingdom being annexed by you is just as costly as finishing off the respected kingdom of Egypt, perhaps even moreso), the fact that there are a lot of prospective time period countries not represented (Which has been dealt with), and the fact that the tutorial is sort of outdated and not very helpful (WHICH I MANNED UP AND DEALT WITH MYSELF).

Overall, I would highly recommend the Victoria 2 complete edition, or at the very least, as much as you can get out of it. It's a great introduction to grand strategy and one that's kept me interested for a very long time.