rip in piece me

yesyesyesyesyesyes

:(

Thanks for the invite Tobi.

#clutch

i got a girl to come over one timef, and i while we wer eplaying mario kart i said check out my Wiiner and i pioked a wii remote out of my pants pretending it was my rod and started to pretend JO it, she looked @ my weirrrd, and didnt respond to any of my texts every again

When the moon,
Hits you eye,
Like a big pizza pie,
That's Amare.

cute butt

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Happy new year :D

dat ass

You did good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=UsUYxwIEerI#!

I stood up to try and fix myself when suddenly the door opened. My gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me.

I was hugging the back of the toilet with my ass up in the air and pants on
the floor next to me. My turd was half out of my ass and the other half
landed squarely on the front of the toilet seat. We made eye contact for a
split second. I was so embarrassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up,
got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I haven't
spoken with my gf about it yet as I am sure her mother said something to
her, but I am expecting her to break up with me soon. Not because I was AC
Slatering in her parents' bathroom, but because I never cleaned my turd off
the toilet seat.

Anyways, has anyone else ever had any experience with AC Slatering? Was I
doing something wrong with this maneuver? Is this something that would you
end a relationship over?

I was at my girlfriends house last night for dinner, and shortly after i
had to go number 2. My Gf's brother was in the main bathroom, so iwent to
use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered
something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you
take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell
AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, my
stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door.

I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC
Slatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your
pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with
my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about
halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see
that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I
began pushing harder and harder.

GAINT ♥♥♥♥♥♥

-facepalms-

I do not smoke weed. Thus, the joke is less humourous. :(

really well job casting amare

A BF gave a challenge to his GF to live a day without him. No communications at all and said if she passed it, he’ll love her forever. The GF agreed. She did not text or call him the whole day.

…without knowing that his BF has only 24 hours to live because he’s suffering from cancer.

The GF excitedly went to his BF house the next day.
…tears fall as she saw her BF lying on the coffin,

with a note,
.
.
.
.
- “YOU DID IT BABY! CAN YOU DO IT EVERYDAY? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!”

wat

set yr clock to 4:15, then look again in 5 minutes. b rdy 2 laugh DONT SPOIL if u knwo the joke

gamma ray connected
gamma ray disconnected

Dear Amare, good sir. I have some great news to share with you :)

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A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.

she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"

he said "NO..""

da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.

boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

she was ded.

he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx

A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.

she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"

he said "NO..""

da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.

boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

she was ded.

he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx

A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.

she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"

he said "NO..""

da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.

boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

she was ded.

he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx

A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.

she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"

he said "NO..""

da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.

boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

she was ded.

he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx

wat

Also 2 percent of teenagers cant help masterbating 3 times a day, So I'll stick to smoking weed & fondling vaginal areas!, have a good 1

2 percent of teenagers never or will not try smoking pot. If you are one of the 98 percent who have, copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this to your profile.

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88% of you won't

Did it mayne

Good luck tomorrow, sir.

I'm honored to be in your profile. e-♥♥♥♥ hard GO

ur fat

Here you go, you spy-hating ♥♥♥♥: http://www.youtube.com/user/tf2gentleman

3k hrs on tf2 lolwut

Wow eric. (IUNNO) Oh ♥♥♥♥ you almost have 3000 hrs on tf2. D: freak <3.

...ARE YOU A WIZARD

I'm so srry Eric i had to do that! Forgive me?

no eric, you are the demons. And by that I mean you are a respectable sponge with over 9000 clan tags.

Over 9000 clan tags.

hawt O.O

That's a sexy ass right there.