Recent reviews by Tsuki no Okami

I still have both my DS Lite and my 2DS but I just can't resist to buy another fantastic collection of Castlevania games.
My favorite game from the DS era is here and besto waifu: SHANOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
And I never expected the Spanish Inquisition Haunted Castle to be here. I love it because have that old wine-like taste, that old arcade game taste, so sweet and pixelated just like at its time.
But enough talk! Have at you!

11/10 Too much Castlevania.

The game have some translations errors on Spanish, at some menus having wrong text buttons (like the quit button being the music one), but I expect this to be corrected into its first update.

Bots with godlike aiming plaguing the game. Also the bots vote kicked me out of a game. This is the true Mann VS Machine.
Fix your ♥♥♥♥, Valve.
#FixTF2

tl;dr: 5 months later of its release date and after tens of hours of having headaches with it I CAN'T RECOMMEND THIS GAME.

I do love/hate this friking game.
I waited 2 and a half years for it, just to be full of chinese beta-testers on day 1 of release turning an otherwise fun experience into a nightmare for newcomers because they knew every single trick of a supposed brand new game (and I have video to prove that). That was temporal yes but the game, good Heavens!, the game lacks of full instructions about how to play, what hazards and enviroment traps there is on each stage and you need to play (lose and suffer) a lot in order to understand how the mechanics works... on a party game, supposed to the fun and relaxing. Many games do that nowadays but that's not excuse to be part of the trend of "being a lazy and cheap dev" and let people to jump clueless to your game. I've being beaten more times by my own teammates than by rivals because the lack of info about the game mode, is a cooperative game, every single stage is for 2 up to 4 players on a team.
It needs a practice mode were you can play alone (or against AI bots) to have a good and real practice, because the devs reworked the tutorial "Now funnier with even more pop culture references!", that Tom&Jerry robot cat really hits (pun intended), but is not as good as the original with the wrestling ring were you could learn the basic and important mechanic of spin an enemy before to toss them in order to send them farter. I learned more things having fun for 20 minutes at the wrestling ring sparring at the AI Coco that speedrunning that useless new tutorial.
Also until this day there's zero info about what could knockdown your character, sometimes you get kicked at the beggining of a match and you're insta-dead, the same goes for full effecs of items like the Spinach. You just can't know exactly what happened when your critter is put into orbit because someone hit you randomly.

Do yourself a favor and go play any other partygame with better instructions, practime modes and balance.

Every new update I regret more and more giving my money to this clowns circus of devs.
You wanna go woke? Then you gonna go broke.
GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK, BTW!
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Para los compas de habla hispana: ¡NO COMPREN ÉSTA BASURA DE JUEGO!
Cada nueva update ésta cada vez más y más censurado. Los progres mazapancitos de cristal se han adueñado de él.

>be me
>esperar por dos años a que Activision se dignara lanzar el juego en PC
>incluido tener que evitar spoilers de la versión de consolas
>al fin (y me toma por sorpresa) sale en PC Master Race
>no hay presupuesto y debo esperar
>los astros se alinean al fin
>tengo cash y hay ofertas del Tío Gabe
>lo compro como un autoregalo adelantado de cumpleaños
>solo es esperar a que baje y correrlo
>sale la pantalla del título
>es bellísimo.svg
>creo un archivo de salvado e inicio mi primer partida
>comienza la primer cinemática y Neo Cortex abre la boca
>Houston, we have a problem
>debo estar imaginando cosas, quizás solo es la actuación de su VA
>N. Tropy también abre la boca
>oh no, el juego está en lobeznoatodogasondavital
>cierro la partida y voy al menú de configuraciones
>no hay bronca, ahorita lo arreglamos
>en el menú no existe ninguna opción para cambiar de idiomas
>un sudor frío recorre mi espalda
>procedo a cerrar el juego y voy a buscar la opción de reembolsos de Steam
>¡joder tío! ni de coña voy a jugarlo así, no me mola que me impongan doblajes cutres
>iluminación divina salvaje aparece
>recuerdo que en Steam los idiomas de los juegos se configuran en sus propiedades de instalación
>procedo a poner música de The Matrix de fondo para sentirme hacker
>ahí está la bendita opción
>cruzo los dedos para que exista la opción de español latino
>mil y un lenguas en el menú pero no veo lo que busco
>español de hispanoamérica
>¿quién fue el gaznápiro que pensó en llamarlo hispano?
>ahora me preocupa que se tenga que volver a bajar para reinstalarlo en el idioma correcto
>afortunadamente no es así
>vuelvo a abrir el juego y ahora las voces están en el idioma correcto
>lo voy a gozar, como no lo puedes imaginar.mkv
>run de casi 3 horas disfrutando de ver a Crash a Coco saltar por la pantalla en entornos bellamente modelados
>¿Mario? ¿Quién es Mario?
>me bajonea pensar que seguro Tawna sale hasta media campaña
>un nivel más y a mimir
>¡qué veo! Tawna aparece en el mapa del juego de la nada
>¡alabado sea el señor! (que pensó en meter al tercer personaje jugable casi de inicio)
>Sunset Shimmer y Twilight Sparkle, ¿son ustedes?
>ya puedo irme a dormir feliz
>noto que ya lo jugué por suficiente tiempo para escribir una reseña
>no debo olvidar recordarle el 10 de mayo al cabeza hueca en Steam que puso al castellano como idioma default de todas las instalaciones en español (del cliente de Steam que de ahí venía el error) sin importar que más gente en el mundo habla español neutro que castellano
>los pesos (de la región latina que sea) valen tanto como tus euros, maestro
>ya casi termino de escribir la reseña cuando recuerdo la ventaja de la PC Master Race
>tenemos mods, chorros y chorros de mods
>próxima parada, gamebanana, nexus mods, ¡tooodos a bordo!
>ojalá Activision dejara de desperdiciar el talento del equipo de ToysForBob en hacerle más CoDs, y que de una buena y maldita vez nos entregaran un Spyro 4 a la altura de It's About Time
>scalie team, baby!

Great game but apparently Bethesda will always be Bethesda.
Mick scandal is not the only bad stuff going around with the long history of Bethesda's BS: Horse Armor DLC, og Skyrim hidden at the Steam Store, paid mods, Steam version of Doom 2016 with Latin American dubbing missing, Rogue Warrior and Fallout 76 games, horrendous launch day bugs (PS3 Skyrim and Fallout 3 saving bug), tons of unfixed bugs everywhere, "Special Edition" game packs with expensive extras made or cheap materials. And a lot of shameless acts showing how Bethesda doesn't give a turd about anyone or anything but money (gasp!).
This is not an hate campaign btw, Marty just opened the literal Hell's Gate. We are tired of your BS Bethesda, and don't forget that now you're Micro$oft's b**ch, so maybe Uncle Phil could show you how to treat customers and employees alike.

33 years later April O'Neil still as hot as I remember her.
10/10 Too much Cowabunga.

I remember Fighting is Magic the original iteration of this game and how Mane6 was able to turn it into something new and special after a C&D from Hasbro.

-FEB 2018. The Early-Access was released and the hype skyrocketed. Everybody was excited and the community grow around the game.
-APR 2020. 2 years later version 1.0 was released and faith into getting a full game rose.
-AGO 2022. 4 and a half years and a change of publisher later has passed since Early-Access was launch. Story mode stills a WIP with only ONE chapter available. Recently, no rewards for people buying Shanty near the date when she were turned into a free character.
But hey! Mane6 announced a new DLC character and a Season Pass along the console version release.

This is SFV all over again with no focus on 1 player mode.
Good bye TFH. It was a fun ride no doubt but I'm tired of broken promises and vaporware (feels like DNF all over again).

I came at 1992 as a 10y old kid looking for a cool fighiting game, I stay since for the sexy leggy waifus.
Even og SF is way better than SFIV

I can scratch couches and knocking stuff over with my paw.
GOTY! 11/10. Too much meow.
(Just voted it for GOTY actually)