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I’m so sick of all these people that tho k they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.
Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.
Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.
And what did I do? i got ur personal contacts and I got a dual-screen video recording. The 1st part shows the clip that you were observing (you have got a very good taste, huh...), the second part displays the tape from your camera. Clearly, I believe, 500 USD is basically a inexpensive amount of money for this small riddle. You'll make your payment by bitcoins (bitcoin address:
1DXon YkoGrh6vJLg9tn3GAHS7scWhDAiuk5y
If I fail to get bitcoins, I will undoubtedly send your video files to each of your contacts, including relatives, colleagues, and many more?
I invited him to my house for a lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard c.ock push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest girls you know
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Let it sit there. Let it stretch her. Let her get comfortable with it.
Then grab her by her filthy ♥♥♥♥♥ neck and beat a rough ♥♥♥♥ deep into her guts until they bruise black and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blue. Rip that ass open until she’s nothing but a gaping ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mess. You know what a filthy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ anal ♥♥♥♥♥ like her really needs, really craves. Give it to her. Give it to her until you ♥♥♥♥ regret into those adoring eyes
I'm a very shy, little, femboy foxy. I-I'm veeery kinky and I can almost guarantee that I have no limits~
I'm looking for a quite dominant person to be able to u-use me for whatever they may wish. I hope for the person to be understanding and gentle when they need be, though.
I have a l-love of being embarrassed, humiliated, degraded, and stuff like that. I'm quite into bondage and BDSM, and also all dressed up cute or skimpy. I-I love people who can find creative uses for their "goods". I'm also up for gender transformation should anyone not like my gender~ I'm into any gender too~ >///<
O-Oh, and I love being seen as/called a girl~ It makes me feel all pretty~ >//u//<
I'd reeealy appreciate if you added me t-to have some fun taking advantage of m-my offer~
Hope to see some of you s-soon~ <3 <3 <3
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁squishy☁ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
My parent hates me but it doesn't really matter what they think when you have a profile that looks this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good, and it doesn't really matter what you think either. You don't even listen to music like Savant or Galantis. You've got a long way to go before you can step up to me, kid.
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It's BAD to be straight!
Post this on the wall of a HUGE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HETERO and tell them how DISGUSTING they are
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if i had a euro everytime someone added me with that comment id be rich by now.And that wasnt just ur mature comment u go from profile to profile posting that whatever u call that proof
and tell ♥♥♥♥ abute me to people and that is mature?Just like a lil kid in the kindergarten going from baby to baby talking bad abute someone.Grow up kid. if u think ur smart just cuz ur doing that well ur fooling ur self with that ♥♥♥♥
but yeh im know to blow when im over my top because of my short fuse thats being shorter every day cuz of my school,homework and dumbass school i go to
wich leaves me ready to blow n just a unlucky person such as ur self comes in n lights that 5 cm fuse n makes me Blow.As far as i remeber i even typed that in my info when i was making it some time ago but noone reads it then leaves it as my fault.So it just falls down on you.
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Sie möchten Russisch lernen?
Sie möchten am Leben unserer Kinder teilhaben?
Sie möchten von einen Ingame-Markt abgezockt werden?
Dann ist dieses Spiel genau das Richtige für sie!
Bereits in den ersten Spielstunden werden sie in Russisch,Französisch,Farsi und diversen anderen Sprachen beleidigt und in ihren Wortschatz bereichert.Ihre lieben Kleinen werden sie anschreien...entweder weil sie sie getötet haben...oder es nicht geschafft haben,So oder So sind SIE der Noob!
Die Community bewertete dieses Spiel mit 10 von 10 Wodkaflaschen!
Wir von der Abzock GmbH würden uns freuen sie zu einem unserer Opfer zu zählen, aufgrund dessen bieten wir ihnen ein unglaubliches Angebot an! Sie bekommen einen 3 Cent Skin ihrer Wahl für gerade mal 5€! Also, überlegen sie es sich gut, so ein Angebot gibt es nur einmal!
"Mit dem U-Boot"
"Nein, ich meinte, was halten Sie von Flüchtlingen?"
"Abstand!"
"Ich wollte wissen, wie sie Flüchtlingen gegenüber stehen?"
"Mit dem Gewehr im Anschlag."
"Nein verdammt, ich möchte wissen, was ihre Einstellung dazu ist?"
"Vollautomatisch und entsichert."😂