Recent reviews by Lasagna Del Rey

simply fun, and pretty basic for a scrub that sucks in any kind of racing game.

what's more, it's free.

so, yeah...

It's only took 38,6 hours to beat the story in this game along with some sidequest.
roughly, I could say that is just 70% of the game that I had done so far.

TL;DR : If you're still sane after beating this game, then you're doing it wrong.

now the subjectively review of mine are :
Pros
1. Cool graphic
-Quite eyecandy but dried.
2. Badass car custom
-I wish I could fit a thorn in my car without police complaining about it.
3. pretty vast map to explore
-It's gonna be your playground they said, it will be fun they said (and they didn't lie about it, tho)
4. Australian Simulator
-everything in here, most likely will try to kill you.
5. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ delish maggots
-now I'm craving for some of it.
6. ironically fresh water
-because it's DRIED, duh

Cons
1. The Psyhic
-I swear it's better for the car to jump down from 100 meters cliff rather than to crush the tip of the car to the rock in 10 Km/h.
2. Story
-Quite mediocre, but I guess that's fine. (or maybe I highly over-expected it)
3. Repetitive enemy's sprite / skin
-the dev didn't even try to give the top dog / sub boss a distinct appearance somehow :( (which is boring)

That's all my humble review, I gave it a quite good score coz I got it when it was still in sale.
maybe it will be a "boo-hoo, mediocre" *while thumbs down* if I purchased it in full price, maybe...

I've played this game coz I got hooked to the "nostalgic bait" that this game offered to me.

maybe I would give negative comment about this game if I ever happened to play clicker heroes before.
I could feel the horrendous amount of disagreements, coming from the original clicker heroes players in here.

and guess what? this game is the first clicker games that I ever played, and it's not too shabby for an idle game.
so, beat it :^)


in addition, it would be nice if the "devs" would put some new contents (like bosses, dungeons, items, etc) in the meantime.
I-It's not like I will get bored at this point, i-idiot!

It's not my first motorcross game that I've ever played, so I know how is the proper mechanism about motorcross should works.

the one that is certain, this game has a terrible physic control. I could hardly make a fine turn while airborne even in tutorial.

on a glimpse, I knew it would be a bad decision to continue playing this game; it will be a waste of time to even think to master it.
So, that's that, gimme back my precious 0.1 hrs of playtime and my money already.
:((((

I guess I won't need to come to Egypt to have a holiday since this game is already offered me a full-tour in Egypt.

...with a lot of skeleton bulls charging at you and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's 2k16 and the multiplayer server is still lively,
I would not recommend this game if you are from SEA region and only want to play this game for its multiplayer mode, though.

I got quite decent ping and latency for any other games, but not in this one.
It's quite rare to find a server that is SEA-region-friendly.

Nevertheless, it is a good game if you have no problem with ping/latency for multiplayer, while its campaign has an arguably mind-blowing storyline.

And if you can purchase it on sale, just don't hesitate to buy it.

Overlord? More likely Over-rated.

nah, it just a "How to be Evil 101"
If you don't mind to corrupt thyself, why wait?

Why the hell this game looks so underrated? tbh it has a good gameplay and content too.

gosh, I really looking forward for the other series of this game!!

Dat "Metal Garurumon" tho...

now playing : linkin park - in the end

I'm sorry if I'm being salty over poorly constructed game who care less about the game's balance.

In short, this is the best casual racing game for me.
If you feel bored with your current game, you can relieve it by play this game for awhile.

Anyway, this is an open-world racing game. So when you're in the race, feel free to drive wherever you want as long as you reach the finish line, which is good in my opinion.

The another good thing with this game is, I barely hit the brake when I need to drift around the corner.
so, yeah... HIT THAT MF NITRO BOOST BUTTON INSTEAD, FAM!!!

Overal 8.9/10 to kill the boredom.