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2.4 hrs on record
It's like a meme game, but good.
Posted 27 November, 2024.
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17.9 hrs on record
This is a pretty great game, actually. Early on, it feels a bit cringe since it seems to be relying quite heavily on meme humor and references in its writing, but that more or less tapers off once you get out of the first act of the game. Beyond that, the characters feel very well written, the gameplay is decently interesting and the plot ends up being extremely charming. I wouldn't say that it threw out anything terribly unexpected in the writing, but I definitely enjoyed it.

That said, it should be obvious that the game is unabashedly queer with a focus on lesbians in every variation you can imagine. This game is gay as hell and in a way that you don't see too often with gaming generally. So, this is a middling recommendation for most people because it's a decent RPG, but this is a strong recommendation for anyone who wants more queer rep in their game.
Posted 25 August, 2024.
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5.7 hrs on record
This game rocks. Unbelievably stylish and aggressively camp. Bayonetta is an absolute classic when it comes to action games.
Posted 9 August, 2024.
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13.3 hrs on record (13.3 hrs at review time)
This game's great. I'm shocked more people haven't tried it. When movement is fun, the game ends up being fun and skating around the world in this game is a joy. 10/10
Posted 30 September, 2023. Last edited 21 November, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
8.0 hrs on record (7.9 hrs at review time)
Okay, so... What? this game is really good. Like, weirdly really good. As many other reviews have pointed out, this game has a good sense of humor, but I think it's also important to point out that it has a good sense of balance. It knows when to make jokes and when to be a little more serious (mostly). It has a genuine grasp of story telling conventions like character development, foreshadowing, plot twists, mystery and drama. It's not going to end up on any list of greatest fiction stories of all time, but it's still probably one of the most interesting smut games I've ever played. An then we have the smut itself. Honestly, all great. They're sexy, well animated, buildup and payoff that feels organic and sexy, and it's all very consensual. Not a big fan of forcing sex on other people and all the characters in this come off as proactive and eager participants in the smut. A+ on that front. I also LIKE the male protagonist. He's a bit of an meme-y edgelord in some ways, but it comes off as kind of tongue and cheek. Fairly endearing as opposed to lots of other games where to protagonist feels like a creep. My ONLY complaint is that I kinda wish there was a bit of girl/girl content. A few of the characters show some genuine chemistry and it would have been nice to see them hook up, even if it was just a bonus scene. But yeah, if you like smutty games, this is an easy recommendation. And you CAN skip the sex scenes if you just want the story. If you just want a good sci-fi story, you can do that. But... why?
Posted 25 September, 2023.
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40.7 hrs on record (37.7 hrs at review time)
A game for freaks.
Posted 23 November, 2022.
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724.6 hrs on record (12.7 hrs at review time)
Click that cookie!!! Get more cookie!
Posted 6 September, 2021. Last edited 25 November, 2021.
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8.4 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Love this game and I love playing it with friends whenever possible. It's such a beat have to just pick up and play but it has a lot of room to too improve yourself and unlockables to be worked towards.
Posted 26 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.6 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
I genuinely loved the way this game looked, but overall I would say that, unless the premise really speaks to you personally, this game will leave you wanting.
Posted 26 November, 2019.
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9.8 hrs on record (8.7 hrs at review time)
I like this one.
Posted 28 June, 2019.
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