I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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The I like Trains Kid always was psychologically strange, as a kid, he never spoke to anyone, including his parents, but on his first day to school, he said "I like trains" which murdered to whole class. Thankfully, Train Kid's parents lawyer proved the judge and jury that the Trains kid probably doesn't know what murder or gore is and has no murderous intent. The Train Kid's parents decided to bring him to a therapist, miraculously, the therapist gave the trains kid approximately 9 million Ritalin, it theoretically cured the train kid, as the kid said he is free from it. The Trains Kid then grew up to be a man with a stable job. Trains Kid met a nice lady and eventually, they were a match, but in the wedding day, the train kid's love was fake, as instead of accepting their marriage, he murdered everyone in the church after uttering his three words of carnage, "I like trains".

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