AlkumBalkimus
Mysha Long   Hampshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
Level
11
Years of Service
450 XP
 
 
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Badges  7
Games  92
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Workshop Items  4
Reviews  1
Guides  1
Groups  6
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14 Members
Mount&Blade II Bannerlord
59,246 Members
Unturned Prison Guards
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Aase
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79
One Joki Boi
Online
75
Albaros
Offline
70
-Sezar*
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olimt
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twista :D
In-Game
Baldur's Gate 3
Rarest Achievement Showcase
+1,158
1,164
Achievements
2
Perfect Games
30%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Recent Activity
23.3 hours past 2 weeks
59 hrs on record
last played on 11 Aug
Kingdoms and Castles
Achievement Progress   12 of 12
+7
Workshop Submission 1
16.7 hrs on record
last played on 6 Aug
DEEP SPACE WAIFU
Achievement Progress   57 of 69
+52
3,167 hrs on record
last played on 6 Aug
Dota 2
Disabler
200 XP
Guide 1
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Allah is Ballah 20 Apr, 2023 @ 3:32pm 
men :steamhappy:
MuricanRogue 28 Mar, 2023 @ 6:38pm 
♥♥♥ Bigger knows that Alky Balky likes huge sweaty ding dongs shoved up his brown eye
JAW999 11 Nov, 2022 @ 12:52pm 
Imagine you're sleeping... and then you hear a splashing sound... and then you feel a warm caress on your cheek... its enjoyable, you like the warmth you haven't felt from a women in many years... but then you hear a laugh and look up... It wasnt the touch of a women... it was George Gregory... and he was pissing... loads of piss... gallons some may say... you try to flee but are overwhelmed... the sheer hydraulic action you are exposed to by his piss hydrant is too much... you feel death take you... RIP Awesome Legendary Kiwi