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Recommended
3.6 hrs last two weeks / 1,001.5 hrs on record (661.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 17 Jan, 2018 @ 4:38am
Updated: 13 Jul, 2020 @ 7:26am

CS:GO Review
Gameplay-
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Nothing special
☐ Okay
☐ Bad

Graphics-
☐ Masterpiece
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Will do
☐ Bad
☐ Awful

Audio-
☐ Amazing
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad

Audience-
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Everyone (even 10y/o russian kids)

Story-
☐ Lovely
☐ Good
☐ Average
☐ Not great
☑ None

Difficulty-
☐ Just press a bunch of buttons
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Not so easy
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

Grind-
☐ Nothing
☑ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ A bit grindy sometimes
☐ Average grind level
☐ Depends on you
☐ Above Average
☐ Too much grind
☐ Insanity

Bugs-
☐ Broken
☐ A lot of bugs
☐ An iffy amount
☐ Above average
☐ Average
☑ Only a couple
☐ None

Game Time-
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ Depends on you
☑ Endless

Price-
☑ You must buy prime if you want to have less cheaters
☐ Worth the price
☐ Maybe if you have some spare money left
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Not recommended
☐ It's Free!

Cheaters-
☑ More than earth population
☐ Many
☐ A few
☐ None

Conclusion-
If you are a 10y/o useless kid who always got bad scores and your mama always yells at you and in school people are always bullying you, this game's made for you so install it then cheat on it then call everyone cheater and when you were losing the match turn on your spin bot then win, don't worry about VAC you only need use good cheat.
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15 Comments
Ali Salar 14 Jul, 2020 @ 3:57am 
;)
KingEagle 14 Jul, 2020 @ 1:49am 
More than earth population =) nice
EnDLesS ∞ 13 Jul, 2020 @ 1:58pm 
az in jor adama hameja hast
Punished "Venom" Snake 13 Jul, 2020 @ 11:45am 
:VSnake::fire:
Ali Salar 13 Jul, 2020 @ 11:35am 
هندیا به لهجه کیری و پرحرفیشون معروفن دیدید تو گیم میگن هندی هستی؟ یعنی طرف پر حرفه
- M4hbod 13 Jul, 2020 @ 11:25am 
کاملا درشته
PERSIAN STALKER 13 Jul, 2020 @ 8:08am 
یوتوب رو گائیدن
دوتا رو گائیدن
کانتر رو گائیدن
شکر خدا فورت نایتم گائیدن
خدا رو صد هزار مرتبه شکر تو کومپانی اف هیروز 2 نیستن
و متاسفانه دارن کیلینگ فلور 2 رو هم میگان چون کراس استور شد از دیشب و پلیرای استیم با ننه جندهای اپیکی میفتن تو یه سرور
Tekina (i'm mentally ill) 13 Jul, 2020 @ 8:06am 
:|
Nima 13 Jul, 2020 @ 8:05am 
vay lahjaro gofti yadam umad ye match random rafte budam ba hendia oftadam ungad harf zadan lamasab muteshoon kardam akharesh kickam kardan XD:veryafraid:
PERSIAN STALKER 13 Jul, 2020 @ 8:03am 
هندیا که دارن میرن تو اپیک چون اونجا بازی رایگلن بیشتر پیدا میشه و کیلینگ فلورم رایگان شده
صبح رفتم کیلینگ فلور یارو هندی گفت : what the hell a persian stalker ? kick him
البته با اون لهجه کیری خودشون تصور کنید