Hello, Aleck, look at Alistair, now back to me, now back to Leliana, now back to me. Sadly, they aren't me, but if your companions stopped using Darkspawn scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, they could smell like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on the Siren's Call with a Desire Demon your companions could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your Dragon Age smells like Old Spice and not a Darkspawn. I’m on a horse.