Name: Chad Thundecock
Gender: Alfa male
Species: God
Height/Weight: 2m 92kg 32inch dong (uncircumcised)
Personality: ♥♥♥♥ off mate
Sexuality/Orientation: hetero like god intended
Position (dominant/submissive/etc.): none
Kinks: Feet
Turn-offs: anything barely degenerate
Likes: Good loving Christian sex between normal adults. Zyzz traditional family values, meat, hanging degenerates on the nearest tree, beer, cutting trees,
Dislikes: any degeneracy

Short description: Chad was an ancient primordial being from the Nth dimension. After being bored of being a God and doing moral ♥♥♥♥ he came back to earth so people could follow his image and attain God like status. Chad is an uncontrollable fenomenon he does what he feels like doing. Bash somebody's head in sure be a good hardworking man sure. His chaotic nature is intriguing, whatever he did good or bad in the eyes of female he is the Chad. Thundercock is derived from a incident 42. Where Russian female researcher who observed chad floating in orbit and got aroused. He felt the the sudden change in alfa wave spectrum by his 100000 year no fap challenge. Where he changed the course and dropped down to earth destroyed couple of buildings with the sound of thunder and fazed trough the researcher instantly impregnating her with his seed and giving her multiple orgasms after that chad flew up to orbital velocity where he keeps up till this day.