Recent reviews by Alairne

I can quit anytime I want to.

This game is a lot of fun and has a great story, but there is no way I could recommend it. You will spend just as much time reloading saves and attempting to fix bugs as you will actually playing the game. Wait for the remaster.

Do you like throwing axes at bunnies? Well, I have the game for you!

I'd love to play this game, but all I ever get is a black screen or mostly blacked out window.

Call me Ishmael. Some years ago--never mind how long precisely --having little or no titanium in my inventory, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would dive about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen, and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before shale outcrops, and avoiding the rear of every gasopod I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the seamoth, and methodically knocking into stalkers--then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can.


10/10, would chase the white reaper leviathan again.

Game is best played with a plate of spaghetti.

The only reason this game is so difficult is because your character is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slow.