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Mal: "Yeah. He's my hero!"
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Reformed, n.:
A synagogue that closes for the Jewish holidays.
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Has everybody got HALVAH spread all over their ANKLES?? ... Now, it's
time to "HAVE A NAGEELA"!!
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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government
working for you.
-- Will Rogers
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"Pull the trigger and you're garbage."
-- Lady Blue
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"Beauty is transitory."
"Beauty survives."
-- Spock and Kirk, "That Which Survives", stardate unknown
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A man usually falls in love with a woman who asks the kinds of questions
he is able to answer.
-- Ronald Colman
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A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure,
it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.
-- Nietzsche
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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