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~~ Gaming Profiles ~~

Gamertag
AkimboStevieB [live.Xbox.Com]

100%
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain | Bioshock | Far Cry 3 | Borderlands (1750!) |
Final Fantasy XIII-2 | Hitman: Absolution | Bully Scholarship Ed | Portal 2 | NFS Most Wanted | Avatar: TLA: TBE | King Kong | Forza Horizon 2 Presents Fast & Furious | Fallout 3 (Not all DLC) | Saints Row: The Third (Not All DLC) | Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim (Not All DLC) | Resident Evil 5 (Not DLC) | Final Fantasy XV (Not DLC) | Halo 3 (Not DLC) | Dash of Destruction (200) | Harms Way (200) | DR2: Case Zero (200)

PSN
AkimboStevieB [psnprofiles.Com]

Platinums
Bloodborne (100%) | Heavy Rain (100%) | Marvel's Spider-Man

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~~ Favourite Game Series ~~

Zelda (By a LONG Short)
Pokémon
Mario
Bioshock
Dark Souls
Fallout
Resident Evil
Metal Gear
Mass Effect
Kingdom Hearts

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~~ SoulsBorne Ring ~~

Builds
Always Str & Dex (No Magic / Archery)

Favourites
Sekrio > Elden Ring > DS3 > BloodBorne > DS1 > DS2

Hardest Bosses
Sister Friede > Artorias of the Abyss > Burnt Ivory King > Malenia > Smelter Demon

Dark Souls 1
All Bosses (Inc DLC)
29:12:07 (Switch)

Dark Souls 2
Game corrupted; All bosses except:
Aldia, Scholar of the First Sin | Lud and Zallen, the King's Pets | Smelter Demon
40 Hours (Around)

Dark Souls 3
All Bosses (Inc DLC)
29:15:37
~ Nameless king in 3 attempts!
~ Ancient Wyvern solo in 3 attempts!

Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
< 35 hours (started a new run)
~ Isshin, the Sword Saint in 3 attempts!

Elden Ring
61:26:59
All Achievements (Top 0.3% off all players to 100%)
~ Godskin Duo first attempt!
~ Fire Giant first attempt!

BloodBorne
All Bosses (Inc DLC)
22:22:23
All Bosses (No DLC)
17:08:27
~ Ludwig in 2 attempts!
~ Orphan of Kos in under 10 attempts!
~ Gehrman, The First Hunter first attempt!
30:2740 (Platinum / 100%)

Most bosses done in 1st attempt (or usually under 5 attempts). Highlighted above are some of the ones i'm proud of! Side note: The above times are first time runs which includes exploring, learning and having fun!

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~~ Zelda ~~

Completed
The Legend of Zelda
Link to the Past
Links Awakening (+ Remaster)
Ocarina of Time (+ 3D)
Majora's Mask (+ 3D)
Wind Waker
Minish Cap
Twilight Princess
Phantom Hourglass
Spirit Tracks
Skyward Sword
Link Between Worlds
Breath of the Wild
Tears of the Kingdom
Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity

Not Completed
Oracle of Seasons
Oracle of Ages

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~~ Misc. ~~

~ Most Completed Game: Super Mario World
~ Full Living Pokedex