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sometimes⏳when i get 🥶❄️cold❄️🥶 i take 😩💩a poopoo💩😩 and then➡️i smear💦 the 💩poopoo💩 on my 🏋️body🏋️ so i get 🌡️🥵warm🥵🌡️ it works🔨all the time😩⏳

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Giddy up haha 🐎 ♥♥♥♥ the boys are suiting up 🙌 looking sharp haha 🤙 scrubbed up alright 😆 can’t wait to hit the races ✔️ ♥♥♥♥ing keen as a bean to sink some ♥♥♥♥ 😍 beers ? Of course mate 🍻 heard the drinks are real expensive at these events 😩 lucky I worked overtime on the site for the bossman this week 🙏 cause I’m stacking bro 💰I got the horses in the back 🤣 we’ll be riding on the horses - Daryl Braithwaite 😂 ♥♥♥♥ I’m just so keen to have a punt though 😃 gonna put my bets on number 6 everytime 6️⃣ because that was Jonesy’s favourite number 😕 he got put away few months back for crack usage and car theft 😞 ♥♥♥♥ the dogs 🐕 free my brother 🤬 bit of eye candy out to play aswell 😍 haha yeah I’m looking sharp ✏️ look this way lovelies 😏 the horses ain’t the only ones racing

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