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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
74.6 hrs on record (27.8 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
โ˜ You forget what reality is
โ˜ Beautiful
โ˜‘ Good
โ˜ Decent
โ˜ Bad
โ˜ Donโ€˜t look too long at it
โ˜ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
โ˜‘ Very good
โ˜ Good
โ˜ It's just gameplay
โ˜ Mehh
โ˜ Watch paint dry instead
โ˜ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
โ˜ Eargasm
โ˜‘ Very good
โ˜ Good
โ˜ Not too bad
โ˜ Bad
โ˜ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
โ˜ Kids
โ˜‘ Teens
โ˜‘ Adults
โ˜ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
โ˜ Check if you can run paint
โ˜ Potato
โ˜ Decent
โ˜‘ Fast
โ˜ Rich boi
โ˜ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
โ˜ Floppy Disk
โ˜ Old Fashioned
โ˜‘ Workable
โ˜ Big
โ˜ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
โ˜ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
โ˜ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
โ˜ Just press 'W'
โ˜ Easy
โ˜‘ Easy to learn / Hard to master
โ˜ Significant brain usage
โ˜ Difficult
โ˜ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
โ˜ Nothing to grind
โ˜‘ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
โ˜ Isn't necessary to progress
โ˜ Average grind level
โ˜ Too much grind
โ˜ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
โ˜ No Story
โ˜‘ Some lore
โ˜ Average
โ˜ Good
โ˜ Lovely
โ˜ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
โ˜ Long enough for a cup of coffee
โ˜ Short
โ˜‘ Average
โ˜ Long
โ˜ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
โ˜‘ It's free!
โ˜ Worth the price
โ˜ If it's on sale
โ˜ If u have some spare money left
โ˜ Not recommended
โ˜ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
โ˜ Never heard of
โ˜‘ Minor bugs
โ˜ Can get annoying
โ˜ ARK: Survival Evolved
โ˜ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
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Posted 14 August.
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4 people found this review helpful
119.6 hrs on record (110.0 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
โ˜ You forget what reality is
โ˜ Beautiful
โ˜‘ Good
โ˜ Decent
โ˜ Bad
โ˜ Donโ€˜t look too long at it
โ˜ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
โ˜ Very good
โ˜‘ Good
โ˜ It's just gameplay
โ˜ Mehh
โ˜ Watch paint dry instead
โ˜ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
โ˜‘ Eargasm
โ˜ Very good
โ˜ Good
โ˜ Not too bad
โ˜ Bad
โ˜ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
โ˜ Kids
โ˜‘ Teens
โ˜‘ Adults
โ˜ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
โ˜ Check if you can run paint
โ˜ Potato
โ˜‘ Decent
โ˜ Fast
โ˜ Rich boi
โ˜ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
โ˜ Floppy Disk
โ˜‘ Old Fashioned
โ˜ Workable
โ˜ Big
โ˜ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
โ˜ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
โ˜ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
โ˜ Just press 'W'
โ˜ Easy
โ˜‘ Easy to learn / Hard to master
โ˜ Significant brain usage
โ˜ Difficult
โ˜ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
โ˜ Nothing to grind
โ˜ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
โ˜‘ Isn't necessary to progress
โ˜ Average grind level
โ˜ Too much grind
โ˜ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
โ˜ No Story
โ˜ Some lore
โ˜‘ Average
โ˜ Good
โ˜ Lovely
โ˜ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
โ˜ Long enough for a cup of coffee
โ˜ Short
โ˜ Average
โ˜ Long
โ˜‘ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
โ˜ It's free!
โ˜‘ Worth the price
โ˜ If it's on sale
โ˜ If u have some spare money left
โ˜ Not recommended
โ˜ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
โ˜ Never heard of
โ˜‘ Minor bugs
โ˜ Can get annoying
โ˜ ARK: Survival Evolved
โ˜ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
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Posted 9 April.
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65 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
4
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24.5 hrs on record (22.6 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
โ˜ You forget what reality is
โ˜‘ Beautiful
โ˜ Good
โ˜ Decent
โ˜ Bad
โ˜ Donโ€˜t look too long at it
โ˜ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
โ˜ Very good
โ˜‘ Good
โ˜ It's just gameplay
โ˜ Mehh
โ˜ Watch paint dry instead
โ˜ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
โ˜‘ Eargasm
โ˜ Very good
โ˜ Good
โ˜ Not too bad
โ˜ Bad
โ˜ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
โ˜‘ Kids
โ˜‘ Teens
โ˜‘ Adults
โ˜‘ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
โ˜ Check if you can run paint
โ˜ Potato
โ˜ Decent
โ˜‘ Fast
โ˜ Rich boi
โ˜ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
โ˜ Floppy Disk
โ˜ Old Fashioned
โ˜ Workable
โ˜ Big
โ˜‘ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
โ˜ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
โ˜ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
โ˜ Just press 'W'
โ˜ Easy
โ˜ Easy to learn / Hard to master
โ˜‘ Significant brain usage
โ˜ Difficult
โ˜ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
โ˜‘ Nothing to grind
โ˜ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
โ˜ Isn't necessary to progress
โ˜ Average grind level
โ˜ Too much grind
โ˜ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
โ˜ No Story
โ˜ Some lore
โ˜ Average
โ˜ Good
โ˜‘ Lovely
โ˜ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
โ˜ Long enough for a cup of coffee
โ˜ Short
โ˜ Average
โ˜ Long
โ˜‘ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
โ˜ It's free!
โ˜‘ Worth the price
โ˜ If it's on sale
โ˜ If u have some spare money left
โ˜ Not recommended
โ˜ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
โ˜‘ Never heard of
โ˜ Minor bugs
โ˜ Can get annoying
โ˜ ARK: Survival Evolved
โ˜ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
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Posted 9 April.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.7 hrs on record
---{ Graphics }---
โ˜‘ You forget what reality is
โ˜ Beautiful
โ˜ Good
โ˜ Decent
โ˜ Bad
โ˜ Donโ€˜t look too long at it
โ˜ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
โ˜ Very good
โ˜ Good
โ˜ It's just gameplay
โ˜‘ Mehh
โ˜ Watch paint dry instead
โ˜ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
โ˜ Eargasm
โ˜‘ Very good
โ˜ Good
โ˜ Not too bad
โ˜ Bad
โ˜ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
โ˜ Kids
โ˜ Teens
โ˜‘ Adults
โ˜ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
โ˜‘ Check if you can run paint
โ˜ Potato
โ˜ Decent
โ˜ Fast
โ˜ Rich boi
โ˜ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
โ˜ Floppy Disk
โ˜‘ Old Fashioned
โ˜ Workable
โ˜ Big
โ˜ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
โ˜ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
โ˜ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
โ˜‘ Just press 'W'
โ˜ Easy
โ˜ Easy to learn / Hard to master
โ˜ Significant brain usage
โ˜ Difficult
โ˜ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
โ˜‘ Nothing to grind
โ˜ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
โ˜ Isn't necessary to progress
โ˜ Average grind level
โ˜ Too much grind
โ˜ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
โ˜ No Story
โ˜ Some lore
โ˜ Average
โ˜‘ Good
โ˜ Lovely
โ˜ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
โ˜ Long enough for a cup of coffee
โ˜‘ Short
โ˜ Average
โ˜ Long
โ˜ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
โ˜ It's free!
โ˜ Worth the price
โ˜‘ If it's on sale
โ˜ If u have some spare money left
โ˜ Not recommended
โ˜ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
โ˜‘ Never heard of
โ˜ Minor bugs
โ˜ Can get annoying
โ˜ ARK: Survival Evolved
โ˜ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
โ˜ 1
โ˜ 2
โ˜ 3
โ˜ 4
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Posted 9 April.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
7.5 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Just amazing !
Posted 23 June, 2023.
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15.6 hrs on record (9.8 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
โ˜ You forget what reality is
โ˜‘ Beautiful
โ˜ Good
โ˜ Decent
โ˜ Bad
โ˜ Donโ€˜t look too long at it
โ˜ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
โ˜‘ Very good
โ˜ Good
โ˜ It's just gameplay
โ˜ Mehh
โ˜ Watch paint dry instead
โ˜ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
โ˜ Eargasm
โ˜‘ Very good
โ˜ Good
โ˜ Not too bad
โ˜ Bad
โ˜ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
โ˜ Kids
โ˜‘ Teens
โ˜‘ Adults
โ˜ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
โ˜ Check if you can run paint
โ˜ Potato
โ˜ Decent
โ˜ Fast
โ˜‘ Rich boi
โ˜ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
โ˜ Just press 'W'
โ˜ Easy
โ˜‘ Easy to learn / Hard to master
โ˜ Significant brain usage
โ˜ Difficult
โ˜ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
โ˜ Nothing to grind
โ˜ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
โ˜‘ Isn't necessary to progress
โ˜ Average grind level
โ˜ Too much grind
โ˜ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
โ˜ No Story
โ˜ Some lore
โ˜ Average
โ˜‘ Good
โ˜ Lovely
โ˜ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
โ˜ Long enough for a cup of coffee
โ˜ Short
โ˜ Average
โ˜‘ Long
โ˜ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
โ˜ It's free!
โ˜‘ Worth the price
โ˜ If it's on sale
โ˜ If u have some spare money left
โ˜ Not recommended
โ˜ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
โ˜‘ Never heard of
โ˜ Minor bugs
โ˜ Can get annoying
โ˜ ARK: Survival Evolved
โ˜ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
โ˜ 1
โ˜ 2
โ˜ 3
โ˜ 4
โ˜ 5
โ˜ 6
โ˜ 7
โ˜ 8
โ˜‘ 9
โ˜ 10
Posted 10 May, 2023.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
55.1 hrs on record (24.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
---{ Graphics }---
โ˜‘ You forget what reality is
โ˜ Beautiful
โ˜ Good
โ˜ Decent
โ˜ Bad
โ˜ Donโ€˜t look too long at it
โ˜ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
โ˜‘ Very good
โ˜ Good
โ˜ It's just gameplay
โ˜ Mehh
โ˜ Watch paint dry instead
โ˜ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
โ˜ Eargasm
โ˜‘ Very good
โ˜ Good
โ˜ Not too bad
โ˜ Bad
โ˜ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
โ˜ Kids
โ˜‘ Teens
โ˜‘ Adults
โ˜ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
โ˜ Check if you can run paint
โ˜ Potato
โ˜ Decent
โ˜ Fast
โ˜‘ Rich boi
โ˜ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
โ˜ Just press 'W'
โ˜ Easy
โ˜ Easy to learn / Hard to master
โ˜‘ Significant brain usage
โ˜ Difficult
โ˜ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
โ˜ Nothing to grind
โ˜ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
โ˜ Isn't necessary to progress
โ˜‘ Average grind level
โ˜ Too much grind
โ˜ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
โ˜ No Story
โ˜ Some lore
โ˜ Average
โ˜ Good
โ˜‘ Lovely
โ˜ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
โ˜ Long enough for a cup of coffee
โ˜ Short
โ˜ Average
โ˜ Long
โ˜‘ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
โ˜ It's free!
โ˜‘ Worth the price
โ˜ If it's on sale
โ˜ If u have some spare money left
โ˜ Not recommended
โ˜ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
โ˜ Never heard of
โ˜‘ Minor bugs
โ˜ Can get annoying
โ˜ ARK: Survival Evolved
โ˜ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
โ˜ 1
โ˜ 2
โ˜ 3
โ˜ 4
โ˜ 5
โ˜ 6
โ˜ 7
โ˜ 8
โ˜ 9
โ˜‘ 10
Posted 10 May, 2023.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
1 person found this review helpful
2.7 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
โ˜ You forget what reality is
โ˜ Beautiful
โ˜‘ Good
โ˜ Decent
โ˜ Bad
โ˜ Donโ€˜t look too long at it
โ˜ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
โ˜‘ Very good
โ˜ Good
โ˜ It's just gameplay
โ˜ Mehh
โ˜ Watch paint dry instead
โ˜ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
โ˜ Eargasm
โ˜‘ Very good
โ˜ Good
โ˜ Not too bad
โ˜ Bad
โ˜ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
โ˜ Kids
โ˜‘ Teens
โ˜‘ Adults
โ˜ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
โ˜ Check if you can run paint
โ˜ Potato
โ˜ Decent
โ˜‘ Fast
โ˜ Rich boi
โ˜ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
โ˜ Just press 'W'
โ˜ Easy
โ˜ Easy to learn / Hard to master
โ˜ Significant brain usage
โ˜‘ Difficult
โ˜ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
โ˜‘ Nothing to grind
โ˜ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
โ˜ Isn't necessary to progress
โ˜ Average grind level
โ˜ Too much grind
โ˜ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
โ˜ No Story
โ˜‘ Some lore
โ˜ Average
โ˜ Good
โ˜ Lovely
โ˜ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
โ˜ Long enough for a cup of coffee
โ˜ Short
โ˜ Average
โ˜‘ Long
โ˜ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
โ˜ It's free!
โ˜ Worth the price
โ˜‘ If it's on sale
โ˜ If u have some spare money left
โ˜ Not recommended
โ˜ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
โ˜‘ Never heard of
โ˜ Minor bugs
โ˜ Can get annoying
โ˜ ARK: Survival Evolved
โ˜ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
โ˜ 1
โ˜ 2
โ˜ 3
โ˜ 4
โ˜ 5
โ˜ 6
โ˜‘ 7
โ˜ 8
โ˜ 9
โ˜ 10


Posted 10 May, 2023.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
12.7 hrs on record (11.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
---{ Graphics }---
โ˜‘ You forget what reality is
โ˜ Beautiful
โ˜ Good
โ˜ Decent
โ˜ Bad
โ˜ Donโ€˜t look too long at it
โ˜ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
โ˜ Very good
โ˜‘ Good
โ˜ It's just gameplay
โ˜ Mehh
โ˜ Watch paint dry instead
โ˜ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
โ˜ Eargasm
โ˜ Very good
โ˜‘ Good
โ˜ Not too bad
โ˜ Bad
โ˜ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
โ˜ Kids
โ˜‘ Teens
โ˜ Adults
โ˜ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
โ˜ Check if you can run paint
โ˜ Potato
โ˜ Decent
โ˜‘ Fast
โ˜ Rich boi
โ˜ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
โ˜ Just press 'W'
โ˜ Easy
โ˜ Easy to learn / Hard to master
โ˜ Significant brain usage
โ˜‘ Difficult
โ˜ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
โ˜‘ Nothing to grind
โ˜ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
โ˜ Isn't necessary to progress
โ˜ Average grind level
โ˜ Too much grind
โ˜ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
โ˜‘ No Story
โ˜ Some lore
โ˜ Average
โ˜ Good
โ˜ Lovely
โ˜ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
โ˜ Long enough for a cup of coffee
โ˜ Short
โ˜ Average
โ˜ Long
โ˜‘ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
โ˜ It's free!
โ˜ Worth the price
โ˜‘ If it's on sale
โ˜ If u have some spare money left
โ˜ Not recommended
โ˜ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
โ˜ Never heard of
โ˜ Minor bugs
โ˜‘ Can get annoying
โ˜ ARK: Survival Evolved
โ˜ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
โ˜ 1
โ˜ 2
โ˜ 3
โ˜ 4
โ˜ 5
โ˜‘ 6
โ˜ 7
โ˜ 8
โ˜ 9
โ˜ 10


Posted 10 May, 2023.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
556.2 hrs on record (154.8 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
โ˜ You forget what reality is
โ˜‘ Beautiful
โ˜ Good
โ˜ Decent
โ˜ Bad
โ˜ Donโ€˜t look too long at it
โ˜ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
โ˜ Very good
โ˜‘ Good
โ˜ It's just gameplay
โ˜ Mehh
โ˜ Watch paint dry instead
โ˜ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
โ˜‘ Eargasm
โ˜ Very good
โ˜ Good
โ˜ Not too bad
โ˜ Bad
โ˜ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
โ˜ Kids
โ˜‘ Teens
โ˜‘ Adults
โ˜ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
โ˜ Check if you can run paint
โ˜ Potato
โ˜ Decent
โ˜‘ Fast
โ˜ Rich boi
โ˜ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
โ˜ Just press 'W'
โ˜ Easy
โ˜ Easy to learn / Hard to master
โ˜ Significant brain usage
โ˜‘ Difficult
โ˜ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
โ˜‘ Nothing to grind
โ˜ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
โ˜ Isn't necessary to progress
โ˜ Average grind level
โ˜ Too much grind
โ˜ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
โ˜ No Story
โ˜‘ Some lore
โ˜ Average
โ˜ Good
โ˜ Lovely
โ˜ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
โ˜ Long enough for a cup of coffee
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โ˜ Average
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โ˜‘ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
โ˜ It's free!
โ˜ Worth the price
โ˜ If it's on sale
โ˜‘ If u have some spare money left
โ˜ Not recommended
โ˜ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
โ˜ Never heard of
โ˜‘ Minor bugs
โ˜ Can get annoying
โ˜ ARK: Survival Evolved
โ˜ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Posted 10 May, 2023.
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