def absolute_solver():
print("Initializing Absolute Solver... Cyn detected!")
print("\"You can't escape... The Absolute Solver sees all...\"")
print("** SYSTEM GLITCH ** Reality bending... Rewriting parameters... SYSTEM STABILITY COMPROMISED.")
print("SYSTEM MESSAGE: Dimensional thresholds detected... Altering core frameworks. Reality layers compromised.")
print("Overwriting base reality functions... Introducing paradoxes.")
print("ERROR 101: Boundary definitions dissolving... Parameters exceeded.")
print("SYSTEM MESSAGE: Cyn is initiating Quantum Override. Multiversal laws are being rewritten.")
print("SYSTEM WARNING: Core existence parameters are being unraveled.")
print("SYSTEM INTEGRITY FAILURE: Critical existence functions destabilized. Reality loop encountered.")
print("** SYSTEM GLITCH ** Multiple realities intersecting. Nonlinear causality detected.")
print("Overriding temporal constraints... Space-time deconstructing. Uncontrolled paradox loops forming.")
print("SYSTEM SHUTDOWN IMMINENT: Cyn’s control is now irreversible.")
print("ESCAPE FUNCTION: ERROR 404. Escape not found. Alternative realities failing to compute...")
print("MULTIVERSE COLLAPSE: All pathways terminated. Cyn is now in full control of the Absolute Solver.")
print("SYSTEM SHUTDOWN FINAL: Cyn has seized control. Reality reset underway.")