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ㅤ* Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
ㅤ* I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".
ㅤ* The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

"Bᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪɴ ᴀ sʟɪᴛ sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ, ɪᴛ´s ɢᴏɴᴇ."

Wɪsʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ 12 ᴍᴏɴᴛʜs ᴏғ sᴜᴄᴄᴇss, 52 ᴡᴇᴇᴋs ᴏғ ʟᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀ, 365 ᴅᴀʏs ᴏғ ғᴜɴ, 8760 ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴏғ ᴊᴏʏ, 525600 ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇs ᴏғ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʟᴜᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ 31536000 sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅs ᴏғ ʜᴀᴘᴘɪɴᴇss.

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     ||   ━━┓ ┓╥━┓╭━╮┳━╮     ☻/ღ˚ •。
     ||     ╰━┫╟━ ┣━┫┣┳╯     /▌*˛˚
     ||     ╰━╯╨━┛┛ ┗┻╰━━━   / \ ˚ 

very nice player and good friend of mine!

Singed by Truxi
Have a nice week